What I have gathered from super viable sources (Wikipedia), the different cases are the same, but are found in different languages. Is this correct?
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
So I've been depressed and have not taken care of my teeth. I have had dental issues. Went 10 years with not dental vist. I had over 15 fillings and one tooth pulled. My last filling was in August. But the abscess is where I had no work done. So what would case it?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
I would have a daughter
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
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But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
K9P
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
No it doesn't.
Now itβs syncing.
Chaneshk is a personal/art conlang I've been developing for a few years (I forgot when I started). I started making it because I found it an interesting way to think differently to make up words on mass. I started making it before I found out conlanging was an actual hobby; because of this I didn't have a particular direction to take this conlang, and I didn't really know what I was doing, but as I developed it, I found I could see clearer more of what I wanted to do with it.
History
Chaneshk is part of the wider Chano-Atka language family (of which, it forms it's own branch). For a long time, it was the unrivalled prestige language of it's area, which resulted in relatively few loanwords from other nearby languages.
The Chaneshk people eventually came into contact with Europeans, the two important things to come out of this initial contact are the introductions of Latin and German, resulting in many borrowings from both.
Contact continued, but as the modern era approached, languages such as French and English started to impact Chaneshk vocabulary heavily, especially in academic fields.
Note: this post will be about modern Chaneshk.
Phonology
Note: this phonology refers to Jabreskan Chaneshk (the de-facto standard variety)
Key: C = consonant, j = palatal, V = vowel, N = nasal, Brackets = Orthographical rendition (where different)
Consonants
| Labial | Alveolar | Post-Alveolar | Palatal* | Velar | Uvular/Glottal | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nasals | m | n | n | Ι²* | Ε^(1) | |
| Stops | p b | t d | t d | c* Ι* | k^(7) g~Ι£^(5) | |
| Fricatives | f v | s^(8) z^(8) | Κ^(8) (Ε‘) Κ^(8) (Η§) | Ι* Κ^(3) Γ§^(6) | x^(4) (j) | h^(2) |
| Affricates | Κ¦ (ΕΎ) | Κ§ (c) Κ€ (x) | Κ¨* Κ₯^(3) | |||
| Approximant | w (Ε) | j~Κ (y) | w (Ε) | |||
| Trill | Κ~Κ^(5) (r) | |||||
| Lateral | l | l | Κ* |
*Palatals are interpreted as clusters of C+j
^(1)[Ε] is an allophonic variation of /n/ before /k/ and /g/
^(2)[h] only occurs (in native vocabulary) between vowels to avoid hiatus
^(3)/Κ/ and /Κ₯/ are often merged with /Κ/ and /Κ€/ respectively
^(4)/x/ is a non-guttural (low intensity) velar fricative, similar to the Swedish sj-sound
^(5)/g~Ι£/ and /Κ~Κ/ are freely interchangeable in all environments
^(6)Interpreted as /x/ + /j/, as /x/ after /i/, or as /x/ after a diphthong
^(7)/kj/ can be merged with /Γ§/
^(8)/s/, /z/, /Κ/ and /Κ/ are often rendered as affricates after /n/
Vowels
| Front | Central | Back | |
|---|---|---|---|
| High | i~Ι¨ (i) | u~Ι€ (u) | |
| Mid | e^(2)~Ι (e)^(4) | o~u^(1) (o)^(4) | |
| Low | a^(3)\ |
Because he wanted space
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He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
βthank you for your cervix.β
...sails are going through the roof.
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
He thought homes were built, not born.
But now I stand corrected.
A taxi
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you canβt βCβ in the dark
