Stubbed Toe Puns

A list of puns related to "Stubbed Toe"

What did Mr. Frequency say when he stubbed his toe?

"It Hertz!!!!"

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👤︎ u/White_Jester
📅︎ May 31 2020
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I stubbed my toe against a gold bar

Au Au Au

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👤︎ u/duaki
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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I stubbed my toe and got scolded by my parents for yelling “What the duck”

They were angry that I used fowl language

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👤︎ u/inceptionisim
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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I stubbed my toe and yelled MOTHERFUCKER! in response

My dad poked his head in and said: ¨You rang?¨

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👤︎ u/GrubGrubGrubGrubGrb
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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Every time I stubbed my toe as a kid

My dad would ask if he should call a toe truck. Every. Damn. Time.

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👤︎ u/LordDobbington
📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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A frog stubbed his toe and got really upset.

He was hopping mad.

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👤︎ u/bearinthegarden14
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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What did the painkiller scream when it stubbed its toe..

Ibuprofanities!

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👤︎ u/hindza
📅︎ May 05 2019
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I stubbed my toe against the couch.

Couch!

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👤︎ u/manicberry
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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So my son stubbed his toe and yelled out...

MOTHERF*CKER!

Me: "You called?"

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👤︎ u/koravel
📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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"Dad! I stubbed my toe!"

Dad: pinches me in the arm

Me: "Ow!!! What was that for?!"

Dad: "There, now your toe doesn't hurt anymore.

every. fucking. time.

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👤︎ u/Roxanne712
📅︎ Jul 10 2016
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What happened when Stevie Wonder stubbed his toe?

He went into a Blind Rage!!!

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👤︎ u/DC_Antman
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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What did the biologist say when he stubbed his toe at his family reunion?

Ow mitosis!

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👤︎ u/J0hnn1B01
📅︎ May 07 2017
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Whenever I stubbed my toe growing up...

-" You need a Tow Truck!?"

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👤︎ u/Rstates
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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I stubbed my toe against the door today.

When I start cursing and yelling, the old man chips in

"You have to be more careful, you'll end up breaking the door like that"

Thanks dad...

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👤︎ u/Hitno
📅︎ Jan 31 2015
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Me: Ouch! I stubbed my toe!

Dad: Oh no! We better call the toe truck.

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👤︎ u/nyquill81
📅︎ Jun 01 2017
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