My wife asked me if I liked stroganoff...
...I told her yeah, since puberty.
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I know I've seen beef stroganoff... But I think this one is original
What do you call a masturbating pig?
Pulled pork.
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︎ Jun 05 2019
My Dad wanted to make beef stroganoff but we couldn't find any mushrooms.
I suggested he make beef stroganofunghi.
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︎ Jan 25 2015
Beef Stroganoff.
Dad: Where is mom?
Me: At dinner.
Dad: Is she eating beef stroking off?
Me: Um.....
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︎ Sep 28 2013
I tried to make my login password "Beefstew"
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︎ May 07 2021
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
And a cow that plays with himself?
Beef stroganoff
Edited (h/t Hour_Radio1328 & logixdude)
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︎ May 10 2021
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
Just in case, there's a salad dressing.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Did you know you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password?
Apparently it's not stroganoff
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why is βbeefstewβ an unsafe password to use?
Because itβs not Stroganoff.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Apparently you canβt use βbeefstewβ as a pass word
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Never make the word "Beef" your password
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Why are goulash not good at weight lifting?
Because they aren't stroganoff
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Apparently you cant use "beefstew" as a password
I must not be strogonough
(strong enough)
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Still working on my beef and cream of mushroom cannon
Starting to worry itβs not stroganoff
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Security professionals advise to never use βbeef stewβ as a password
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I tried changing my password to "beef_stew"
But it wasn't acceptable. It wasn't stroganoff
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Do not use βBeefstewβ as your computer password
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︎ Mar 19 2021
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Do not use "BEEFSTEW" as a password
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︎ May 24 2020
Apparently, you can't use beef stew as a password...
I guess it's not stroganoff
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why is Beef a bad password
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Do not use beef stew as a password
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Apparently you can't use 'beefstew' as a password.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I tried to change my password into βbeefstewβ
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
What do you call a masterbating cow?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Don't use"beef stew" as your password.
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Why canβt you use beef stew as a password?
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Why can't you use "beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
What do you call a masturbating bull?
Beef Stroken-off (Stroganoff)
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What do you call cattle masturbating?
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︎ May 29 2019
Why shouldn't you use βBeef stewβ as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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What do call a masturbating cow?
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Apparently I canβt use beefstew as a password
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︎ Oct 02 2019
What do you call a group of masterbating cows?
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︎ Sep 03 2018
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password.
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Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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Apparently, you cant use 'beefstew' as a password.
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