Storm Cloud Puns

A list of puns related to "Storm Cloud"

Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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👤︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why was the District Attorney happy to see storm clouds?

Because every prosecutor loves arraigny day!

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👤︎ u/SpenceMan01
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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What's a storm cloud's favorite movie?

50 Shades Of Gray

(Sorry if this is a repost)

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👤︎ u/Gooder_boy
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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If sheep were clouds where would they storm off to when they're sad?

Baaaahrain

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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We were outside preparing for an Easter cookout...

My girlfriends mom: "That storm cloud is really making me nervous!"

Girlfriends brother: "Oh, I'm pretty sure it's going to pass over."

Me: "Passover? It's Easter!"

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👤︎ u/187TROOPER
📅︎ Mar 27 2016
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