Storage Unit Puns

A list of puns related to "Storage Unit"

I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.

It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.

Me: Dad, do you need these?

Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!

Bonus rebuttal! My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?

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👤︎ u/pollyatomic
📅︎ Jul 01 2014
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What's the oldest known unit of binary data storage?

A trilobyte!

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👤︎ u/ThaBadfish
📅︎ Feb 24 2016
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