Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
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︎ Jan 18 2021
There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"
Apparently it's a Soap Opera.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
(Rough one but I just used it on my kids and they laughed)
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︎ Feb 15 2021
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods
But its harder to deter gents
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︎ Feb 11 2020
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
If a group of whales is called a pod
Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Getting ladies to stop eating Tide pods was relatively easy.
But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Pod racing
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I use to be addicted to tide pods.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
A pod of porpoises moved into the harbor near my town. So, me and my friends decided to go camping on the beach to check it out. We brought beer for us and some raw fish to feed the pod. Everybody had a great time. You could say it was a party
for all in tents and porpoises.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
My wife said our kids were like two peas in a pod.
I said there's only one "p" in pod.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
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︎ Sep 19 2019
POD racing
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︎ Jan 19 2019
What do you call a place that sells Juuls and Juul pods: a Juulery store
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︎ May 13 2019
I used to work at a store that put the teas on the same shelf as the pea pods.
Whenever someone asked where the butterfly pea flower tea was, we would say, βBlue tea is in the aisle of the pea holder.β
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︎ Feb 17 2019
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︎ Jan 25 2019
Inktober Day 12: A Whale Pod!
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︎ Oct 12 2018
If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
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︎ Nov 10 2018
I was addicted to Tide Pods
Iβm clean now
(Edit: grammar)
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︎ Mar 18 2018
Anyone able to suggest any diet tide pods?
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︎ Jan 23 2018
Immortals from the movie Highlander get along like peas in a pod.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Don't eat tide pods
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︎ Jan 18 2018
Probably not very many women are doing the tide pod challenge
But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.
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︎ Jan 28 2018
Looking for a play on the word Pod for a team name
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︎ Feb 03 2015
I think this whole tide pod thing is going to really come to a head in a couple of months, do watch out...
...beware the Tides of March.
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︎ Jan 21 2018
What do you call a space-pod you can put yourself in?
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︎ Jan 27 2017
These seed pods that our daughter keeps tripping on suck!!
Me: yeah, they really are the pits!
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︎ Dec 25 2016
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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︎ Jan 21 2018
Itβs easy to deter ladies from eating tide pods
But itβs more difficult to deter gents
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︎ Oct 20 2019
It is easy to stop ladies from eating tide pods
But it's hard to deter gents
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︎ Jan 26 2020
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
I used to be addicted to Tide Pods,
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︎ Jan 12 2018
Itβs easy to prevent women from eating tide pods
But itβs harder to deter gents
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︎ Jan 25 2019
Itβs easy to deter the ladies from eating tide pods but...
itβs more difficult to deter...gents
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︎ Jan 23 2019
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods
It's more difficult to deter gents though
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Did you know it's easy to teach girls not to eat tide pods?
It's much harder to deter gents.
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︎ Nov 02 2018
We get along like two peas in a pod.
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︎ Apr 19 2019
Itβs easier to prevent ladies from eating Tide Pods
Itβs harder to deter gents
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︎ Jan 27 2018
Is eating Tide Pods considered "clean eating"?
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︎ Jan 22 2018
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