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Stock Option Puns

A list of puns related to "Stock Option"

Investment bankers have always loved ramen restaurants

..turns out it's because of all the stock options.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.

They prided themselves in their stock options.

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👤︎ u/Cross2085
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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there's literally three sets of twins in my math class.

guess this year is gonna be their year- its twinny twinny after all.

*twinny twinny sounds like twenty twenty (2020)*

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👤︎ u/downtothechateau
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Why did the vegetable want a pay raise?

Because he wanted a bigger celery. And maybe even a stock option

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👤︎ u/boxymcboxbox
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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