Did you know you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password?
Apparently it's not stroganoff
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︎ Mar 22 2021
For dinner weβre having Himalayan rabbit stew
That rabbit, found Himalayan on the road
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I made Himalayan rabbit stew for supper tonight for my family
I found Himalayan on the side of the road on my way home
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What happens when you add cornstarch to the stew?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Did you hear about the man who died while eating beef stew?
Police ruled it a stewicide.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?
Any more and it would be two farty...
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︎ Mar 08 2020
the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me βyouβre wrong about the parsley...
but thatβs okay because youβre right on thymeβ
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︎ Sep 27 2020
[restaurant]
WAITER: are you ready to order
DAD: i'll have the rabbit stew
WAITER: only if you promise not to say "waiter there's a hare in my soup" after i bring it
DAD:
WAITER:
DAD: i'll have the chicken
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︎ May 19 2021
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Security professionals advise to never use βbeef stewβ as a password
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I burned my rabbit stew.
Now itβs a hare overdone.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you wonβt be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...
My reply without missing a beat β youβll be able to buy it, you just wonβt be able to buy it rare.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
How do you turn stew into gold?
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︎ Mar 16 2020
When I used beef stew as my password, my account wouldnβt let me.
Apparently itβs not stronganoff.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I ordered rabbit stew at the pub the other day...
The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away.
I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I tried changing my password to "beef_stew"
But it wasn't acceptable. It wasn't stroganoff
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︎ Jan 15 2020
My wife made beef stew to clear my stuffed nose...
...bud I don'd dink it was strogonoff.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Whatβs the difference between stew and soup?
One is stewpendous and the other is souper
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Went on a trek on time..
Down south in the backwoods. Along my way I met a friendly family that took me in for the night. Despite being impoverished they insisted that I stay the night and have dinner.
When we had dinner it seemed they were serving a kind of stew. Quite aromatic. I asked them what it was and the reply I got was βItβs Maβs Soup Yβall.β I shrugged my shoulders and started to eat. The food was good of course but the meat was quite gamey. So I asked what type of meat it was?
βPossum.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Needed some soup to braise my pork
Unfortunately the supermarket was out of stock.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
My friend tried to get me to eat a rabbit stew.
I couldn't do it. It had a hare in it.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
WHAT IS EXTREMELY SPOOKY HALLOWEEN STEW FOR YOU TO EAT
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︎ Oct 29 2018
Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password π€
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.
We found himalayan on the road.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Apparently, you can't use beef stew as a password...
I guess it's not stroganoff
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Do not use beef stew as a password
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password
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︎ Mar 02 2019
why canβt you use beef stew as a password
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Don't use"beef stew" as your password.
Because it's not Stroganoff
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Why canβt you use beef stew as a password?
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Why can't you use "beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why shouldn't you use βBeef stewβ as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password.
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︎ Jan 24 2019
Why canβt you use beef stew as a password?
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Don't use Beef Stew as a password
It's not stroganoff
(Heard from an actual dad)
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Don't us "BEEF_STEW" as your password...
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Why can you not use beef stew as a password?
Because its not stroganoff
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︎ Feb 21 2017
Apparently you can't use 'mushroom stew' as a password!?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Why did dad return the rabbit stew to the waiter
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Apparently you can't use "beef stew" as a password
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︎ Oct 27 2018
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