He'll come around eventually.
Chinese dude here.
Every time we have dinner with extended family, we'll have a whole steamed fish as one of the courses.
My dad will usually be the person to cut up and distribute the fish among the family.
Every time he does that, he'll use the spoon and fork to make the fish mouth "thunder, thunder, THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" before cutting up the fish followed by this shit-eating grin around the table. No one above the age of 14 laughs.
The younger cousins find this funny and that's probably why my dad keeps doing it every freaking time.
Just my dad's thing.
When he saw the main course, he sure looked steamed!
I'm flattered.
They were steamed!
I told him they will be mist
They eventually run off the rails.
Because he ran out of steam
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I have shellfish steamed issues.
It was a big mist-ache
A full plaguethrough
I’m steamed up
It will be bursting with flavor!
He is the flattest Earther
In their defense, it is the healthiest way to serve punk.
Cap Pacino.
Her: What is this little USB thing? Is this a juul charger?
Me: No, I think it’s an adapter for the Steam controller.
Her: Well, a juul is kind of like a steam controller.
people said i should be offended but i was flattered
it was afraid of becoming steam
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
He truly has a one track mind.
It was having selfish steam issues.
You will be mist.
I have selfish steam issues.
So, we're driving up a tree-lined street where people often have wedding/family photos taken. It's lined with live oaks and is pretty beautiful. That prompted this conversation.
12 y/o daughter: Why do people sometimes get their wedding photos taken on train tracks? That doesn't make sense.
Me: Because they choo-choose to? [with a debt to Ralphie Wiggam]
6 y/o daughter (Loud groan): Papi, that's a terrible joke.
Me: So you think you could engineer a better one if I train you?
12 y/o: Dad why do you always make these awful jokes?
Me: Because I've got loco motives!
At that point I started laughing so hard I couldn't come up with anymore.
You will be mist.
It's rated ARRRRR!
I said, “I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.”
He has serious selfie steam issues.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I think he's just full of hot air.
a mist understanding.
