[OC] Pairs well with a steaming cup of Versachai
Al Pacino had a grandson recently, but is still steaming at what his parents named him.
I stepped in a fresb, steaming pile of dog poo today...
I was wearing my Crocs. Whadda croc o' shit.
I tried to catch a handful of steam
That steam roller operator said the nicest thing to me as he ran me over...
What do you get when you put a bodybuilder in a sauna?... Steamed mussels!
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor
I told him they will be mist
I hate train puns.
They eventually run off the rails.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I took a lobster out for dinner
When he saw the main course, he sure looked steamed!
I once got severe pain in my head from inhaling too much of steam.
What do you call clearing out your Steam backlog while in quarantine?
I expect a reaction from you all.
Microwaving a TV dinner without opening the package to allow steam to escape is the best way to cook it!
It will be bursting with flavor!
All my crabs were pissed at me after I told them I must cook and eat them...
That fellow in that steam rocket ship…
He is the flattest Earther
I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....
I have shellfish steamed issues.
I saw some kids dressed "steam punk" today.
In their defense, it is the healthiest way to serve punk.
I’m very proud of this dad joke my daughter just came up with on the spot
Her: What is this little USB thing? Is this a juul charger?
Me: No, I think it’s an adapter for the Steam controller.
Her: Well, a juul is kind of like a steam controller.
Why did the barometer quit his job?
He was under to much pressure
why didn't the indie lake make a games platform
it was afraid of becoming steam
I recently got ran over by a steam roller
people said i should be offended but i was flattered
Don’t speak to me when we’re inside the sauna.
My friend is obsessed with monorails.
He truly has a one track mind.
Out of the blue, I decided to take my wife to a commercial establishment offering health and beauty treatment through such means as steam baths, exercise equipment, and massage
You could say the decision was pretty spa-radic
Why wouldn’t the steam engine run?
It was having selfish steam issues.
A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100° temperature...
When I want a sauna I must have the whole thing to myself.
I have selfish steam issues.
Rest in peace boiling water.
Did you hear about the pirate dating simulator that was released on Steam?
My boss said to me, “you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"
I said, “I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.”
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set, so I threw the bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
This steam-powered cyborg keeps bragging about how advanced he is.
I think he's just full of hot air.
At first he thought it was steam, but it was really just...
The Steam Support team should probably call itself the "Steam S. team"
Assuming they exist, anyway. Otherwise* I'm not sure they're taking full advantage of their job.
*well maybe even so
I stopped ironing my clothes.
I have less pressing concerns.
I tried catching steam once
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