...and after a few hours of not seeing the criminals he's looking for he gets hungry. He calls his partner to fill in for five minutes while he grabs some dinner and tells him to "take a picture of every single person that walks through the door." The partner waits for the detective to return and when he does the detective asks to see the photos that he took. The partner replies "I didn't see any single people, I saw a lot of couples though."
Things became pretty tents.
Unless you Count Dracula.
Some people may find chicken or pork beyond delicious.
... which is a pain staking process.
The steaks are too high.
that's it. that's the whole joke
Because the cows ate a lot of grass.
Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
Gave a vampire a stake and now they’re...well...done.
A bon-friar, if you will
Stake and eggs (sunny side up, of course)
I have to make every second Count.
The stakes have never been higher
(This post has been removed because it might cause a fence.)
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor
It was a giant missed stake.
I think they’re Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess he’s Putin her life at stake.
They were staking out the joint.
They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence
She's the new Miss Stake.
Grab a ladder and a grill.
...the guy knew how to make a point.
The stakes were too high.
Remove the stake.
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
Because he was scared of stakes
He asks the bartender, "Why is there a piece of steak hanging from the ceiling?
The bartender replies, "If somebody jumps and manages to hit the steak, all drinks will be free for the entire night. However, if somebody tries and misses, they will have to buy drinks for everybody else for the entire night. Would you like to try?"
The man thinks about it and replies, "No thanks, the stakes are too high."
They said, “If your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”
They all hate stakes.
I was volunteering today at a vegan grill event for an animal rights group. After only an hour we barely had any grilling to do as there weren't any guests.
Me: This doesn't feel like I'm at a workplace at all, it's actually quite chill. But then again, it's a low stakes environment.
Everyone else: Crickets and blank stares
Stake N' Shake!
A stake house
They always try to keep stake holders happy
