...and after a few hours of not seeing the criminals he's looking for he gets hungry. He calls his partner to fill in for five minutes while he grabs some dinner and tells him to "take a picture of every single person that walks through the door." The partner waits for the detective to return and when he does the detective asks to see the photos that he took. The partner replies "I didn't see any single people, I saw a lot of couples though."
... Now I'm losing money hand over fist!
They are afraid of the stakes
Small stakes.
Things became pretty tents.
... which is a pain staking process.
Unless you Count Dracula.
Some people may find chicken or pork beyond delicious.
They are afraid of stake holder meetings.
There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she’s just an old flame.
I always misplace my tent and have to put it somewhere else. You could say I raised the stakes.
Dad: I’m gonna have to return all of these poles. They’re too tall.
Me: They seem fine.
Dad: No. The stakes are too high.
I'm the main stake holder.
that's it. that's the whole joke
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
Because the cows ate a lot of grass.
Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
A bon-friar, if you will
The steaks are too high.
(This post has been removed because it might cause a fence.)
It was a big mist-stake.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor
I have to make every second Count.
Gave a vampire a stake and now they’re...well...done.
Stake and eggs (sunny side up, of course)
They said the posts had to be removed before they caused a fence
Grab a ladder and a grill.
The stakes have never been higher
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
...the guy knew how to make a point.
I think they’re Russian it. The leader vaccinated his daughter, I guess he’s Putin her life at stake.
It was a giant missed stake.
He asks the bartender, "Why is there a piece of steak hanging from the ceiling?
The bartender replies, "If somebody jumps and manages to hit the steak, all drinks will be free for the entire night. However, if somebody tries and misses, they will have to buy drinks for everybody else for the entire night. Would you like to try?"
The man thinks about it and replies, "No thanks, the stakes are too high."
They were staking out the joint.
I'm the main stake holder.
