29 Hilarious Sprayed Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent.

First post in this sub, be gentle

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👤︎ u/iamcalifornia

📅︎ Jun 07 2021

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I accidently sprayed Deoderant in my mouth

Now every time I speak I have an Axe Scent.

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👤︎ u/Mental_Act4662

📅︎ May 25 2021

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What do you call a droid that got sprayed by a skunk?

C3-PU

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👤︎ u/crimson470

📅︎ May 29 2021

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I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.

Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.

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👤︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda

📅︎ May 06 2021

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I was jogging and got sprayed by a salting truck

I called the police station and said I was assaulted.

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👤︎ u/rubNTugInc

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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A man in a watch store decided to buy a watch, but wanted it sprayed with Matte.

"Not on my watch" said the store clerk.

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👤︎ u/youse_tobail32

📅︎ Dec 23 2020

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Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen, she sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly

Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.

I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.

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👤︎ u/LetterZee

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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I got sprayed with cheese powder.

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👤︎ u/Rayneeileen

📅︎ Apr 12 2020

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Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.

You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/dg_zano

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.

Now it has no friends.

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👤︎ u/Bluetwo12

📅︎ Feb 19 2020

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There’s a rumor that a farm near our school sprayed their fields with chicken guts

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👤︎ u/ChessGreatest

📅︎ Mar 21 2019

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What did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed?

That's nothing to sneeze at.

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👤︎ u/ajjanialthor

📅︎ Oct 02 2019

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Soldier survives mustard gas at war, only to be pepper sprayed and assalted by police back home.

He is now a properly seasoned veteran.

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👤︎ u/cuban_sailor

📅︎ Jun 22 2018

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What do you call a burgler that's been pepper sprayed?

A seasoned criminal.

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👤︎ u/foobz

📅︎ Oct 12 2017

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My friend told me that for her to get certified to use pepper spray, she had to get pepper sprayed.

I guess that makes her a seasoned cop.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyTheLiar

📅︎ Oct 31 2018

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Just sprayed air freshener in bathroom and now it smells like shitrus

And yes, I'm a bowl browser. Bowl browsers unite ✊

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👤︎ u/6eraldJames

📅︎ Sep 09 2017

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Me: I knew a woman who had her nose bitten off by a skunk before it sprayed her.

Friend: Oh no! Bitten completely off? How does she smell? Me: Terrible!

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👤︎ u/brownie-mix

📅︎ May 23 2018

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My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.

"With your nose" I replied.

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👤︎ u/Wxlson

📅︎ Apr 17 2015

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Dadjoked by my boss after I sprayed ant poison all around the building...

Boss: I'm gonna call this spray 'Pink Panther'.

Me: Why?

Boss: Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaaaaaaant!

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👤︎ u/Bobby_Orrs_Knees

📅︎ Sep 18 2015

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now I’m speaking with a strange Axe scent.

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👤︎ u/BritishTeeth11

📅︎ Jun 19 2021

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning.

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

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👤︎ u/Such-Fig-3879

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent

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👤︎ u/sweet_nut_nectar

📅︎ Jan 01 2021

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I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with body spray today

Now I have this weird Axe scent

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👤︎ u/LykoStudios

📅︎ May 19 2021

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now I have this weird Axe scent.

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👤︎ u/pllarsen

📅︎ May 06 2021

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

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👤︎ u/Kindlegarten

📅︎ Feb 07 2021

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent

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👤︎ u/Andrama

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89

📅︎ Aug 31 2020

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Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.

Now he’ll never have friends!

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👤︎ u/Namdnas78

📅︎ Aug 25 2019

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