Soror Puns

A Kappa-ccino.

"I literally cannot even write now!"

Her dad: Enjoy your vodka, fur coat, and caviar tonight!

Girlfriend: What?

Dad: Aren't you Russian?

In order for her to join, she has to tie herself up in all sorts of ways. So the head sister says, Can you knot?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

Need help making puns that sound like sorority/fraternity names like “I Eta Pi” if you have any send them my way!! Even if they aren’t puns if they’re remotely funny and sound like a sorority that would help too

My friend's sister is talking about how rushing is coming up for her sorority and how she's nervous.

Sister: "Rushing is a few months away and I'm already freaking out about that!"

Dad: "Well maybe you should slow down."

I was talking to my girlfriend about the sorority structure with President and all the various vice presidents.

She mentioned that another sorority uses a corporate structure..

Gf: "Rather than president they have a CEO and instead of a vice president of finance they have a CFO."

Me: "So do they have a Chief Operating Officer?"

Gf: "Yeah, I think so."

Me: "Oh, that's coo."

Snickered a bit and she just gave me that "you're kidding look."