I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
Itโs my jingle bell rock.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Hit song of 2020?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
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︎ Dec 25 2020
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didnโt like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
A guy made a hurtful song about me and I couldn't get it out of my head.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
A lot of people donโt believe me when I say I have a favourite Spandeau Ballet song...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I am a big fan of playing different songs together
You can say that I am medley in love with it.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I was just asked about the name of the song written by Ida Corr and Fedde Le Grand
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︎ Sep 20 2020
A lot of people think that Avril, who sang songs like "Complicated", is dead.
This is untrue, she is actually still Lavigne.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Official song of nun's formally leaving a convent:
Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
I named it The Trail Mix.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Whatโs the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
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︎ Apr 10 2020
One of my favorite songs...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
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︎ Feb 01 2020
I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them
I guess love isn't always on time
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︎ Feb 25 2020
What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Did you hear of that Mexican pop band with only a single well-liked song?
They were a Juan hit wonder.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
What type of songs do planets sing?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
The market right now reminds me of that N'SYNC song
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︎ Feb 29 2020
I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Song pops in my head every time, thought I'd make a meme out of it.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
What's the name of that Norah Jones song?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Who is this band, "Many More"? I always hear them advertised at festivals but I don't think I've ever heard one of their songs
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︎ Nov 27 2019
When people tell me about their favorite band or song artist and say "have you heard of this [song artist] before?" I reply:
"Ofc i heard about this musician, you just told me about them"
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
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︎ Sep 28 2019
โชCAN you raise your voice unto the malt, sing songs and Heineken of gloryโฌ
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︎ Jun 21 2019
My wife kicked me out of the house because I'm still singing Christmas songs.
I said, "But Baby, its cold outside."
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︎ Dec 30 2018
My dad sent me a picture of his favorite song.
https://imgur.com/gallery/mprr1aE
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︎ Feb 24 2019
A group of shepherds committed suicide last night. They heard the song โthere will never be another you.โ
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︎ Apr 14 2019
One time I sung the beginning of the โFriendsโ theme song in the middle of class,
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︎ Feb 21 2019
An out-of-tune love song
Plenty of Fish in the C-Sharp
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︎ Feb 10 2019
I have a collection of paintings, movies and songs at home, all about marshalls.
Basically, marshall arts.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Did you hear the new song created using only jars of preserves?
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︎ May 09 2019
I bought my nephew a collection of hip-hop songs from Czechoslovakia.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
What Did You Think Of The New Song Called Earth?
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︎ Apr 20 2019
What kind of bird never remembers song lyrics?
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︎ Dec 05 2018
I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
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