I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
Did you know Charles Manson released an album?
the “Beatles for sale” album T-shirt is... for sale, and on sale.
I told my friend “I’m addicted to buying Beatles albums!”
He said “You need help.”
I said “No, I’ve already got that one”
A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar
Had a David Bowie cover band play the entire Diamond Dogs album....
And, the Cubic Zirconiums were awesome! But definitely NOT anywhere near the real Diamonds, dawg.
I’m in a band and we’re making an album about bipolar disorder, with no singing
It’s going to be an instru-mental album
Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?
It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.
Because it cuts like a knife.
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
New album by Juice Springsteen
I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With Sex'.
It's only got one track, mind.
Who's fluffy and often drops mad albums?
I just found out Ryan Reynolds and Snoop Dogg are making an album
I can't wait for Reynolds wrap
I love the latest album by The Quilts.
They’re my favorite cover band.
Have you heard the dog’s new album?
It’s fantastic! Although sadly it’s just a bunch of ruff cuts.
Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg have decided to record an album together.
The new Nas album King’s Disease may not have been the GOAT
I went to the record store and bought a new album. It was awful...
I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.
People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
Can anyone remember the name of that album by Nirvana?
I just remembered, Nevermind
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
Hope they release the album
Bret Michaels is releasing a new album of Zeppelin covers...
...working title is "Led Poisoning"
What do you call a Europe album played on a turntable?
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.
So I was listening to old Dolly Parton albums and this happened
The worst music albums always cost $19.95
so when you pay, you usually get a nickel back.
What do you get when you mix tea with Colbie Caillat’s Gypsy Heart album?
You heard about the Astros’ new single album?
I heard it’s a real banger.
I didn’t ever get round to telling everyone my favourite Nirvana album...
Fictional singer name imagined as four albums.
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
I got a Doors album as a record.
When I play it, they are the Revolving Doors.
Did you hear Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are releasing an album of Springsteen covers?
It’s called The Who’s The Boss
I've only got three albums in my collection. Two by Meatloaf and one by Michael Jackson.
Two out of three ain't Bad
I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
Which four man rock group has never released an album?
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
Got a vinyl album the other day on wasp sounds. Played it, didn't sound anything like wasps!
Turns out I was playing the bee side
I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums.
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