Doctor to patient do you smoke?
Patient: yes.
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
I smoke my weed on the toilet
I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
What do you call a Scotsman who smokes weed ?
My favorite sound is the smoke detector...
‘cause that’s how I know supper is almost ready.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What are you if you smoke marijuana and masturbate at the same time?
I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
I'd smoke a cigarette every time after sex...
Thanks to my wife I've stopped smoking.
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
I’m going to pick up a pack of smokes
Remember when you could smoke in a bar ?
Now you can't even drink in one !
What happens when your local pastor smokes a blunt?
What does Perry the Platypus smoke?
What do you call a magician that smokes?
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
What do French people smoke?
What does a lizard smoke?
What's a family called where everyone smokes??
We know the effects of second hand smoke are terrible.
Does anyone have peer reviewed studies on the effects of minute hand smoke?
What do you call a water dropplet that smokes?
Dr: do you smoke? Dad: yeah dr: cigarettes, Marijuana?
Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?
He's just looking for a pack.
My friend Ted asked me why my brother still smokes cigarettes. I told him that he was addicted.
Ted responds, “I know he’s a dick but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re bad for him”
If you smoke seaweed
You need professional kelp
Did you hear that the guy who got second place in that smoke machine design contest forgot how his prototype worked?
When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.
Why don’t vampires like to smoke?
They always end up coffin
I used to smoke Cig Newtons...
What do french chicks smoke?
What do the French smoke to get high?
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.
What do you call a magician who smokes?
I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.
The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
What do French people smoke?
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