A slate came off the roof and sliced a builders ear off.

We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on. Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear. The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine. How can you tell we asked. Cos mine had a pencil behind it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Son, I love you, and I think you rock

But I promise I will never take you for Granite again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0ral_Supp0rt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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A slumlord prohibits his tenants from painting the doors of their apartments any color other than slate.

He believes there’s nothing like the greyed-out doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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My wife is mad at me because I took a shit on the roof...

How can I wipe the slate clean ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginja_101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Most geology puns are crap.

However, this one's a gem!

You know, I heard that the geology department at MIT just isn't what it used to be; it's slated for removal.

All that I can say is that puns about geology are a diamond dozen.

Many geologists live a rather sedimentary lifestyle.

Are you bored yet? I have way Moh if you want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mage_Of_Cats
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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What do you call white thin bricks

Blank slates....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Citydoodle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What's next for Apple?

The iPhone 6 and its big brother the plus has just been launched and already websites are crawling with the next iphone slated to launch in sep-oct of 2015 and experts are wondering if the new iPhone under Tim Cook's management will flop or be a....6 s?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FingerFlares
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2014
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Two thieves stole all of the roof tiles from the village church...

It was a separation of church and slate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KZedUK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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A Type Ia Explosion of Dad Jokes

I shared a story about a new supernova on facebook. Then my Dad and some others chimed in with this.

Here's the supernova story if you're interested: New Supernova in M82

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hatgirlstargazer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2014
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