No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApologeticKid
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What is magnificent without silver?

Mnificent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...

They would both be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
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Why are silver haired characters so badass?

Because they are β€œAg”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ifrad
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I married my wife for her looks

Just not the ones she been giving me lately.

Thanks for the silver ❀️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
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What’s silver and bad for your penis?

Scissors

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Hope that job doesn’t suck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/groovemonkeyzero
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If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?

Hallow points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonymouthpiece
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If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?

Agstralia.

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I once won silver for curling and bronze for the Bob

...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory

I’ll beheading there shortly

Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jk72788
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Why do racecar drivers put their seats all the way back?

They need plenty of

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Edit: Thanks for the silver, friends! You sure know how to make a feller feel stellar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyfender
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Gloopy substance leaves hotel

Oozer name checks out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesallen1977
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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Which country is famous for its silver?

Argent-ina

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?

He nuts and bolts!

Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedRocketMan_Y
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I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts

It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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"Do you prefer silver or gold?"

Oh, either ore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herurumeruru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?

AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What was Long John Silver doing in a bank ?

... checking his balance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My son just told me his first dad joke. He's 8, so go easy.

Son: what did the fig say to the table?

Me: I don't know, what did the fig say to the table?

Son, angry voice: Hey! I'm asking the questions here. You FIG-ure it out.

Edit: thanks for the silver, I'll tell the boy in the morning!

Edit 2: explained to my son about the up votes and awards. When he heard that someone spent real money to congratulate him for the joke, he said he bets it was his grandparents. He's excited y'all enjoyed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RicoCat
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__just_a_boi__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?

oh the Ag ony!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thattiredbisexual
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it.

Now I have a bitcoin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sublimiacures
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What is blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold

Edit 2 : Wow that blue up

Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolecularPotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Quick, silver medal for this pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I have decided not to vaccinate my kids.

I believe it's best to let the doctor do it.

Edit: Thanks for the Silver :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griffy_42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

Edit: Wow! My first Silver and my first Gold! I am honored. What an amazing community. It's a great place to visit after a challenging day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H2O_is_Great
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This was served to me on a silver platter...

My friend is in the process of moving and was asked how the move was expected to go.

β€œIt should be pretty easy, I have very little furniture”

β€œReally? You’re kinda a big guy.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeventhShin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Where do you take somebody that has been injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

The I.C.U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What kind of exercise does Long John Silver prefer?

Pirates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
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The person at the hairdressers asked me, "Are you braiding that girl's hair whilst dyeing it silver?"

I said, "No, platinum"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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My wife has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.

It’s an extremely rare dish order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a youtuber who's also a werewolf?

Lycansubscribe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gizmo734
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I would like to make chemistry jokes on this subreddit

But all the good ones Argon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up ...

They'd be alloys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charles_Deetz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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If the silver surfer and iron man teamed up, they'd be alloys!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Iron Man and The Silver Surfer are teaming up for the next movie.

They will be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver?

Agstralia

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I loudly drank some silver...

*Ag ag ag ag ag ag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGDominated
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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The Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up...

They formed an alloy-ence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewtl271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...

They would be alloys.

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