They're going to be alloys.
There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.
The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."
Mnificent
Damn who keeps taking my silver medals?
Because they are βAgβ
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
-Edit- Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
.. Only got 20%Off
Scissors
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Just not the ones she been giving me lately.
Thanks for the silver β€οΈ
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.
Agstralia.
Hallow points.
Because they have little anty-bodies.
Edit: THANK YOU!! Kind stranger whoever you are out there, for the silver!! Just trying to keep the kids facepalming and the wives eye rolling. You guys are awesome!
They are alloys.
...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.
So you can start the New Year off on the right foot
Edit: Thanks for the silver
Iβll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
I took gold, silver and bronze.
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
At least tomorrow isnβt Friday the thirteen... yikes!
Argent-ina
AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'll show myself out.
Thunderwear... With a silver lining
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne"
Oh, either ore.
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
Now I have a bitcoin.
... checking his balance
oh the Ag ony!!
They need plenty of
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Edit: Thanks for the silver, friends! You sure know how to make a feller feel stellar
Thunderpants!
Son: what did the fig say to the table?
Me: I don't know, what did the fig say to the table?
Son, angry voice: Hey! I'm asking the questions here. You FIG-ure it out.
Edit: thanks for the silver, I'll tell the boy in the morning!
Edit 2: explained to my son about the up votes and awards. When he heard that someone spent real money to congratulate him for the joke, he said he bets it was his grandparents. He's excited y'all enjoyed it.
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
My friend is in the process of moving and was asked how the move was expected to go.
βIt should be pretty easy, I have very little furnitureβ
βReally? Youβre kinda a big guy.β
Either way, the silver bullets worked.
They'd be alloys!
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
Agstralia
They formed an alloy-ence
They will be alloys.
*Ag ag ag ag ag ag
