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I know a handful of jokes in sign language.
I guarantee no one has ever heard them!
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︎ May 29 2021
I saw a sign that said falling rocks...
so I tried, and it doesn't.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Why did Santa put a "Help Wanted" sign outside of the elves workshop?
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︎ Jun 03 2021
I saw a sign in the pub "The Chef's Special"
I thought that's nice, equal opportunities employer.
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︎ May 30 2021
A sign from God
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︎ May 02 2021
The first letter of the sign of a derelict hotel fell off and killed a man.
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︎ May 15 2021
Whatβs the sign of a really dedicated hot dog eating contestant?
They relish the competition.
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︎ May 20 2021
Every Zodiac sign has itβs own significant hairstyle
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself.....It said,
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Anton LaVey tried to sign with a NBA team
But he was told he doesn't have a shot in hell.
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︎ May 17 2021
What is your Sign?
My mother always told me I was cancer.
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︎ May 08 2021
One day all mathematical signs gathered together in order to go into an adventure. Right before they were leaving, they didn't let the equal sign go with them.
They wanted to live an adventure without equal
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︎ May 14 2021
I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.
Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"
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︎ Apr 16 2021
As I drive, I often see signs that say: "Falling Rocks"
Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What's a donut's astrological sign?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
It's a sign.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Me: reading the βNo Fencesβ sign next to the road
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.
Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
If your girlfriend/wife ever gets you a gladiator uniform, it's a pretty good sign.
She wants you to be more Roman-tic.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Our local Five Guys lost some letters on their sign.
With the F and E out, I guess someone quit.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Sign me up!
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︎ May 13 2020
Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper
It was a peace βtreeβty.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I canβt decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that sheβs become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What does the closed sign on a brothel say?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
A sign at a Nursery...
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︎ May 15 2020
Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....
It said bear left, so we went home.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I used to have an addiction stealing road signs
But then I kept on getting signs telling me to stop
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My boss wants me to sign up for a 401K...
Iβm not sure how he expects anyone to run that far!!!
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Archeologists will be digging for a lost village near my home. I hope they find some signs of life.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
Theyβre a big fan of gross domestic products.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Everyone should learn sign language.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"
I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I know several jokes in sign language...
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
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