Zodiac Signs Puns

A list of puns related to "Zodiac Signs"

I had a friend whose zodiac sign was cancer. The way he died was very ironic...

He got was eaten by a giant crab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/who_nobody
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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Every Zodiac sign has it’s own significant hairstyle

except Cancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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My coworker : My Zodiac sign is Libra ; I want everyone to get along.

Me : I'm a Cancer ; While nobody wants me, I still grow on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theabobination
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic

Except Leo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Did you survive the titanic based on your zodiac sign?

Aries: Yes Taurus: Yes Gemini: Yes Cancer: Yes Leo: No Virgo: Yes Libra: Yes Scorpio: Yes Sagittarius: Yes Capricorn: Yes Aries: Yes Pieces: Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Did you know that only one kind of reactor has a zodiac sign?

Tokamaks. They're all Touruses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necrotechnical
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Which zodiac sign is most understanding?

Capisces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMelon424
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer

Doctor: well THATS a coincidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n-wordpass-DENIED
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What zodiac sign always has plenty?

A Capricornucopia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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It's ironic how she died when her zodiac sign is cancer!

She was killed by a giant crab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dalduzza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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