Today I came across a note on my table signed by someone called Cayman-
I was pretty sure that he Cayman left
A reggae band signed me up to play the triangle
I just stand at the back and ting
A lonely tobacconist signed up to Tinder.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find a match.
I signed up for a Binary 101 class, but I failed it miserably.
Turns out it’s a Level 5 course.
Business partner 1:Hey have you signed yet?
Business partner 2: Yes in deed
Are you the one who signed up for the pee drinking club because if so urine
I think there's something wrong with the constipation website I signed up to.
I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.
If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
Signed, Horshack's Mother.
His son has signed up for trouble..
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
Signed up for my company's 401k
but I'm nervous cuz I've never ran that far before
The first day of school, I signed up for English, Math, Science, and Geography.
The rest, as they say, is History.
I signed up for Yoga, and our new instructor is awesome.
She really bends over backwards for us.
I signed up for my company’s 401k but I have one concern
I’m not sure I can run that far
I Thought I Signed Up For The Prostate Rally
I was surprised that everyone was wearing patriotic gear there instead.
What's an officer's favorite part of a signed confession?
The criminal has to write their wrongs.
My dad signed me up for organ donation
He's a man after my own heart.
I just signed up for my work's 401k
I'm not sure I'll be able to run that far.
So the governor in Arizona just signed a bill that legalizes nunchucks..
I guess that's something to shake a stick at.
Did I ever tell you about the time I signed up for a marathon but forgot when and where it started?
No? Oh boy, where do I begin?
So I signed up on the dating site Christian Mingle
My username is "ComeGetPslam"
Did you hear Ariana Grande’s label just signed a new artist that’s gonna be even bigger?
I signed up to take a tour of all the shopping centers in my area, but it was really disappointing
Once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
I signed up for a subscription that texts a dad joke to you everyday.
I got one text that said "a dad joke to you everyday" and they are still charging me monthly.
Daughter leaves her imgur account signed on. Dad finds it and the dadjokes ensue.
http://imgur.com/gallery/hAwRk5u
I recently signed an NDA...
This was part of my dinner last night.
I once signed up for an orientation course.
But I got lost on the way there.
Dad: Do you know where the Magna Carter was signed?
Me: Can't remember. Where was it?
Dad: At the bottom.
Thanks dad...
So I signed up for an orienteering course in a Polish resort...
It was in a dense forest, and the instructor was waiting for me when I arrived. I pulled out my compass, but he laughed and shook his head. "That won't work here, you know," he said, pointing at my compass. "What do you mean?" I asked, "This is an orienteering course, isn't it?" "Ja, it is an orienteering course, but you can a compass not use." I was very puzzled at this point, and I questioned, "Why?" "There are too many Poles."
What did Rick Astley get when he signed up for College?
Dad just proudly told me his brother has signed up to be an organ donor
Dad: He suggested that I registered too
Me: oh yeah, will you?
Dad: Maybe, he's a man after my own heart after all
So my dad signed up for facebook a month ago
I just signed up for my company's 401k
But I don't think I can run that far
I signed up for my company's 401k
But I don't think I can run that far
I just signed up for my work's 401k
but I don't think I can run that far.
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
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