sausage bread will always be by your side
for batter or for wurst
I just saw two birds flying side by side into the courthouse.
I think they’re called “paraleagles.”
What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?
Neigh-bours.
My "friend" pranked me by putting a dead bird on the driver's side seat of my car...
It was a lark.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
I'd like to thank my legs for always supporting me, my arms for always being by my side and my fingers...
I could always count on them.
In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
Did you hear about the man who was attacked by a bear that ate his whole left side?
He's all right now.
I didn't really know how to play Texas Hold Em but luckily my friend was by my side to assist with raising and calling...
He was aiding and a-betting!
Last night I turned my wife on by ironing one side of her shirt...
I was pressing all the right buttons.
There was a man on the side of the road throwing bits of ice at taxis that drove by.
A concerned passerby stopped and asked him why he was throwing ice at taxis.
The man replied, "I'm hailing a cab."
All the boats in Denmark and Sweden are required by law to have a barcode on the side.
It's so they can scan-da-navy-in.
I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.
I was de-pleated.
I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.
It was replete with pleats.
Why were the two seedless Dates standing side by side so angry?
They were pitted against one another
If a business segregated people by sexual orientation, there would inevitably be a homo-side there.
There was a guy who got his entire left side smashed by a train
I heard he is all right now
"Could you turn a fridge into a bed by laying it on its side and putting a mattress on top?"
"Hmm...I don't think it'd be very comfortable, but it would be...
...
...
COOL!"
