A list of puns related to "Shovelling"
Was ground breaking
It was snow big deal.
Doug
Truly a groundbreaking innovation
It was sure groundbreaking!
A ground-breaking discovery
It was a real groundbreaking invention
That really swept the nation.
βSon, I use it because it is a ground-breaking invention.β
(I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)
But everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.
An internet trowel.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
The plot thickens
It was truly ground-breaking.
He just knew it would be groundbreaking.
Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled
I dig.
They were truly a ground breaking invention.
I had grave concerns
Phil.
(This probably makes more sense if you're British.)
Doing his rounds one day and when he got to the bird enclosure he noticed a load of the birds had died. Unsure as to what he should do with the bodies he tossed them into the big cat exhibit.
The next day he was cleaning out the primates and noticed the lifeless figure of an ape laying on the floor... not wanting to perform a proper burial and besides- he wasn't earning much more than minimum wage anyway so he tossed it into the big cat enclosure.
On his third day the zookeeper came across his colleague who kept bees, it seems they'd got sick and a lot of the hive had perished. Not to worry, the zookeeper scooped them onto a shovel and tossed them into the big cat exhibit. It's the circle of life he thought to himself.
The next day there was a lot of excitement in the zoo. A new lioness had arrived. The lioness stalked out of the trailer...sniffed at the unfamiliar lion next to her...
"So, what's the food like in this place then?" She asked awkwardly.
"It's actually not that bad" replied the lion. "Over the past few days we've had Finch, chimps and mushy bees"
Badum tssss! Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Yeah, for any non brits that read all that: Fish, chips and mushy peas is a classic English dish. So...yeah...that's the joke.
It's because it was a ground-breaking invention
but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
I donβt know but it was a ground breaking invention
The technology in those things are ground breaking.
An Ambulance, immediately!
Itβs ground breaking.
it was groundbreaking
Doug
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas
It's not a very long poem but it's a deep one
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas
Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglass.
a groundbreaking invention
Doug
the invention of the broom really swept the nation.
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