My doctor says I may have BTSD.
It was soda-pressing.
What they didnt tell me was that fee doesn't include a driver. So now, im out $300 and nothing to chauffer it.
I used the beans to bean the beans.
What a waist of time.
....just to let her know, that "she'll meet someone with nice eyes today."
She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.
But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee.
I guess it’s time for some self-reflection.
Due to the novel coronavirus
Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
Then it dawned on me!
...turned out grainy.
turns out, there's no point to it.
It was really time consuming.
And nothing to chauffeur it.
I learned that humans and wifi connections are the same in prison. Sometimes they're free and sometimes they're locked up .
I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.
It was completely pointless.
It turned out to be a Fanta sea
Should have used a shovel really
And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
When suddenly it dawned on me
I really need to get out more.
It's my prototype Pro Toe Type.
I literally dreamed this joke last night. Help me.
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
or
In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
My wife said it was a huge waist
Can u say your day was well-spent?
I’ve really groan as a person.
I’ve just realized it’s a waist of time.
I told her not to worry I’ll definitely get my money out of it.
Turns out it's illegal to Hasslehoff.
All I ended up doing by the end was just screwing around.
I said, "$9.95? That's nut tin, honey."
He had a lot of time of his hands.
He was de-throned.
I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.
So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!
I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"
"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"
I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.
But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....
Life is fun
But no-one will do it.
...your day would be well spent.
Then it dawned on me.
