What washes up on the shores of small beaches?
Dad, can you tell me the fastest way to the ocean?
What's a female pirates favorite part of shore leave?
Taking off the sea cups.
(My wife actually should get most the credit)
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Closely watch what happens
What did one ocean say to the other?
They didn’t say anything; they just waved.
I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...
Nothing beats sax on the beach!
Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
What did the sea tell the shore?
Help me with a name!!!
Hi guys! I’m opening and Etsy shop with my sisters selling stickers (for all ages). There’s 3 of us, we live on the south shore, Massachusetts by the beach. Looking for a punny name!!! Help me out :)
What does a real estate agent from the Seychelles specialized in beachfront properties do?
She sells Seychelles by the sea shore.
If you grew cannabis on an off shore platform...
Must....keep....maritime puns....
One day, the Earth and the Sea met. The Sea asked the Earth: "Can I touch you?"
The Earth answered: "Shore"
I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything. I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore. "Wow", I thought to myself..
Pelikinesis is a real thing.
Remeber, there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like a moron.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
Along the shore, some birds cooperate with each other...
because one good tern deserves another.
As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.
Quoth the raven, “Never moor.”
I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
A blind person was eating seafood
While on shore leave, Captain Picard intends to fix a hole in his uniform the old fashioned way.
Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.
He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.
"Robert your machine is broken!"
"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"
"I need you to make it sew!"
In my twenties, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
“GO TO YOUR ROOM!” I told my kid. She ran into her room and shored back at me “JUST FYI, JIM MORRISON IS OVERRATED!”
She’s so grounded. I’ve warned her repeatedly about slamming The Doors in this house!
Edit: shored= shouted obviously, damn fat fingers
My wife is nervous about having to talk to strangers on a cruise we are about to take.
I said, “Don’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”
I asked the beach where the sea was...
Shore I was having a whale of a time but now I'm just fishing for compliments.
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What washes up on tiny shores?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing... it just waved.
what did the sea say to the shore
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
It is really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing ... it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
It's difficult to say what my wife does
She sells sea-shells by the sea shore.
What did one ocean say to the other?
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