German Shepherds of Reddit, what is the wurst pun you've ever herd?
My German Shepherd asked me for a snack
At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.
How did the Australian shepherds know where the sheep were?
99% of German Shepherds...
If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....
The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!
What did the farmer yell to the shepherds who ran away after their flocks ate all his grass?
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.
Where did the shepherd take his sheep after it got lost and nearly died of hypothermia?
They asked shepherd
- "How many sheep do you have?"
- "I don't know. Every time I start counting them, I fall asleep."
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
I bought a German shepherd today and named him Lord.
Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd
Do you know what one shepherd said to the other shepherd?
Let's get the flock out of here.
I painted a German Shepherd
What does a shepherd tell their sheep when they get testy?
I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.
"What on earth are you supposed to be?"
"I'm a spy"
"A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"
A shepherds spy.
Sheepdog: That's all 50 sheep Shepherd: What? We should have only 47
Sheepdog: I know, I rounded them up
Why did they call Greenpeace when the shepherd died ?
Greenpeace can stop Wailing Sheeps (Whaling Ships)
This German shepherd comes has a poo on my lawn every day !
Yesterday he brought a dog along
I know that Shepherd’s Pies don’t contain Shepherds and Cottage Pies aren’t made from cottages, but with meat pies...
How do German Shepherds greet each other?
Why did the little shepherd go to the hospital?
...because he had a little staff (staph).
Shepherd: Did you get all the sheep in?
Sheepdog: Yep. All 30 of them.
Shepherd: We've only got 28 sheep.
Sheepdog: I rounded them up.
You know what my Australian Shepherd's favorite cheese is?
I'd tell you about my German Shepherd shedding in the carpet
But it's really just a doggy shag story.
A group of shepherds committed suicide last night. They heard the song “there will never be another you.”
The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an asshole and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"
And the sheep goes "You herd me!"
How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language?
What did the shepherd exclaim after the snow storm?
A friend of mine is a shepherd.
He asked me if I'd help his round up his sheep.
I asked, "how many sheep do you have?"
"67", he said.
"Ok then", I said, "70".
I was bitten by a German Shepherd last week.
He caught me stealing a sheep from his farm in Düsseldorf.
Is it called a ewe turn because that's what happens when one sees a pervy shepherd coming?
How do you know if your dog is an Australian Shepherd?
Q: What did one shepherd say to the other after seeing a wolf in the distance?
Let's get the flock out of here.
What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
Stop it! You're herding me!!
Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"
The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."
The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."
Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night:
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight
meat and potatoes, shepherd's pie.
What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd?
Let's get the flock outta here.
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