German Shepherds of Reddit, what is the wurst pun you've ever herd?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoldRush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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My German Shepherd asked me for a snack

At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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99% of German Shepherds...

...are dogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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If you tend sheep then you are a shepherd. If you tend cow then you are.....

The most important Dad at the annual neighborhood end of Summer barbeque bash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassGootz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did the farmer yell to the shepherds who ran away after their flocks ate all his grass?

You cow herds!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
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There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.

His dog is not as bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Where did the shepherd take his sheep after it got lost and nearly died of hypothermia?

The icy ewe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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They asked shepherd

- "How many sheep do you have?"

- "I don't know. Every time I start counting them, I fall asleep."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
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Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night? Day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I bought a German shepherd today and named him Lord.

Now I can truly say the Lord is my shepherd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/den_nis3524
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Do you know what one shepherd said to the other shepherd?

Let's get the flock out of here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I painted a German Shepherd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travischapmanart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What does a shepherd tell their sheep when they get testy?

β€œI herd you!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90sWannabe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I went to a Halloween party wearing a pie shell and carrying a shepherds crook.

"What on earth are you supposed to be?" "I'm a spy" "A spy?. What kinda of spy wears a pie costume and carries a crook?"

A shepherds spy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Sheepdog: That's all 50 sheep Shepherd: What? We should have only 47

Sheepdog: I know, I rounded them up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Why did they call Greenpeace when the shepherd died ?

Greenpeace can stop Wailing Sheeps (Whaling Ships)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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This German shepherd comes has a poo on my lawn every day !

Yesterday he brought a dog along

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I know that Shepherd’s Pies don’t contain Shepherds and Cottage Pies aren’t made from cottages, but with meat pies...

...what’s the beef?

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How do German Shepherds greet each other?

Guttendog

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Why did the little shepherd go to the hospital?

...because he had a little staff (staph).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoneMachineNo13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Introducing my grandpa to my boyfriend..

Me:This is my grandpa, he use to be a boxer Grandpa: yeah, but now I am a German Shepherd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedHeadNerd369
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Shepherd: Did you get all the sheep in?

Sheepdog: Yep. All 30 of them.

Shepherd: We've only got 28 sheep.

Sheepdog: I rounded them up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pelipar
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You know what my Australian Shepherd's favorite cheese is?

Aussie-ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I'd tell you about my German Shepherd shedding in the carpet

But it's really just a doggy shag story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenTree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an asshole and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"

And the sheep goes "You herd me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language?

Guten Dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hausofthedead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What did the shepherd exclaim after the snow storm?

I see you!

Icy ewe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beaverpudding
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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A friend of mine is a shepherd.

He asked me if I'd help his round up his sheep.

I asked, "how many sheep do you have?"

"67", he said.

"Ok then", I said, "70".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watsee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I was bitten by a German Shepherd last week.

He caught me stealing a sheep from his farm in DΓΌsseldorf.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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German Shepherd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickled_Pankake
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Is it called a ewe turn because that's what happens when one sees a pervy shepherd coming?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pi_man
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How do you know if your dog is an Australian Shepherd?

The accent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowdyDoodily
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Q: What did one shepherd say to the other after seeing a wolf in the distance?

Let's get the flock out of here.

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What did the sheep say to the shepherd?

Stop it! You're herding me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2O2Ohindsight
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Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, "So, how's it going?"

The second one sighed and shook his head, "Not good, I can't pay my bills, my health isn't good, my kids don't respect me, and my wife is leaving me."

The first replied, "Well, don't lose any sheep over it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?

When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.

When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.

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I just read an early draft of The Empire Strikes Back...

...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.

All the sheep, Dagobah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikeycoyi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Give me your cheesiest cheese puns!

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vvarx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Sheep dog: here are your 40 sheep!

Shepherd: Wait, I only had 37!

Sheep dog: I know, I rounded them up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dfarni
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There once was a group of monks... imgur.com/a/OL4De
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πŸ‘€︎ u/torster2
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I got a dog from Germany and named it The Lord

The Lord is my shepherd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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How do you measure the circumference of a Sheep?

Shepherds Pie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neko_Queen
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My dad pulled this one at dinner last night

My mom made stuffed peppers with with Shepherd's pie ground beef instead of stuffed pepper mix. So my dad goes... "I guess these are Shepherd's Peppers!"

He couldn't wait to spit that one out and had a great big laugh. Then told it again because my mom wasn't in the room.

Edit.. I don't think some people know the food involved. Stuffed peppers are these. And shepherds pie is this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-truth-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night:

Day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AAC0813
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Red sky at night, shepherd's delight

meat and potatoes, shepherd's pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mingstaHK
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What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd?

Let's get the flock outta here.

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