Shaved Puns

That was a bald move

But I just don't see the point

I didn't like the beard at first, but I gotta admit, it's growing on me.

.. Aww mane, no fur!

Got my teen son with this one today.

Son: Dad, you shaved your hair.

Me: Yep, we’re Opposites.

Son: (puzzled look)

Me: I’m bald...You have long hair

I’m old... You’re young

I’m big...You’re small

I’m incredibly handsome...(son eye roll);

short pause...You’re incredibly footsome.

Son: (stomps out of the room)

He's been furloughed too.

It was pointless

Pretty bald move if you ask me

But it’s growing on me.

A little bare.

I told him to give it a few days and mullet over.

I guess you could call it a furdora.

It was a bald move

it's growing on me.

A fuzz buzz

people were tired of getting those little hairs in their mouth from unshaved ice.

A Smooth Operator.