Shaving Puns

A list of puns related to "Shaving"

I've just lost my job at the hospital, shaving patients in preparation for spinal surgery...

Because of all the cut backs.

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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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I stopped shaving and am getting a mustache

I gotta admit, it’s growing on me

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👤︎ u/Endersgaming4066
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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My clippers ran out of juice half way through shaving so I started to beat the heck out of em...

...for extra battery

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👤︎ u/clouc1223
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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Did you hear about the Fleetwood Mac singer's leg shaving mishap?

It was Stevie's nick.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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My mate Dave told me he’s started shaving his head to hide his thinning hair.

I think it’s a pretty bald strategy.

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👤︎ u/littleboypunder
📅︎ Feb 21 2020
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I get really strong after shaving the wool off of my sheep, William.

It's my sheer Will power.

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👤︎ u/rapidwave
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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In my company, you have to agree to not shaving beard in the contract

It's called the Santa Clause

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👤︎ u/Pacson_So_Funny
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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I got some shaving cream that helped me pass my exams

It's called my smart foam

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👤︎ u/pndaberrybruh
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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I always wanted my dad to grow a beard and would try to get him to not shave in the mornings. As he began shaving, he would always promise me that he’d start growing a beard ‘tomorrow’, but he never did.

He was a bald faced liar.

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Shaving imgur.com/S5QT0LD
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👤︎ u/littlemoimoi
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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After shaving my beard, I realized I liked my old look better.

I guess it really did grow on me.

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👤︎ u/aNewMemberOfTheHerd
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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“Why are you shaving off your kid’s head, Mrs. Ice?”

“Lice, Lice, Baby.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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I saw a man using peanut butter as shaving cream to shave his testicals

I said, “What are you doing man, that’s just nuts!”

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👤︎ u/wyl-dog
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Genghis Khan and his soldiers were experts in haircuts and shaving.

They were a barberic tribe.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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The number of days I've gone without shaving is written all over my face.
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👤︎ u/BubbasBait
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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I'm nervous about shaving my beard

I can say it really has grown on me.

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👤︎ u/Fosdef
📅︎ May 08 2017
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When I stopped shaving, I didn't like my beard at first...

But now it's growing on me.

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👤︎ u/Del215
📅︎ Jul 19 2017
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After years of keeping it a secret, why did the man confess to shaving his nipples?

He had to get it off his chest

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👤︎ u/Voldeshlort
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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Yes lately i've been thinking about shaving my head...

still not sure...It's a bald move !

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👤︎ u/woodquest
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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Did you hear about that guy who spent his whole life shaving sheep?

They say he died from shear boredom.

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👤︎ u/pink-sundress
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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I’m applying shaving cream everyday because of my severe santaphobia.

I heard it protects you from nicks.

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👤︎ u/NotSoFr0sty
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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I've gone with without shaving for a while, for the first time in my adult life.

At first I wasn't sure whether I liked the beard, but it's growing on me.

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👤︎ u/YoureAMuenster
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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The other day, I poisoned myself while shaving my butt.

I gave my arse a nick.

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👤︎ u/gazchap
📅︎ May 05 2017
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Been shaving this joke from the weekend

Mate: I never close shave. I can't be bothered.

Me: what does that mean? You stand a step or two away from the mirror...

Got a solid eye roll AND groan from everyone in the room Haha.

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👤︎ u/u82jm9
📅︎ Feb 15 2016
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