Did you know that some people set things on fire just because they enjoy the smell of them burning?
I was incensed.
No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
It was a hot mess
A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
I love to set things on fire. So does my wife. So does our kid.
The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."
A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".
They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".
Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!
My friend's bakery got set on fire the other day
The business is toast
I just set an elevator on fire
It just went up in flames
What do you call a pirate that sets a house on fire
An Arrrrrrrrrsonist
I threw a huge party and accidentally set the roof on fire.
So I hid in the basement and waited until the cops and firefighters came and told them that we had a blast.
A girl took her past due bill and set it on fire. What's her name?
Bernadette.
A monkey at the zoo set poop on fire and start throwing it.
A few people suffered from turd debris burns.
Principal: Sorry to call you in, but your son set the school on fire.
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
