Older Stepson, to younger stepson: "He set a tick on fire today!"
Me, leaning in to fiance's ear: "Dad, are we setting a tick on fire?" -pause- "Yes, we arson."
My fiance who usually scoffs at my dad jokes/humor: "...that was pretty good."
This just happened a few moments ago and I came in to share this with you all.
They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".
Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!
... But Quasimodo had a hunch.
The house is lit-erally on flames
The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."
I was incensed.
The business is toast
It just went up in flames
It was a hot mess
A few people suffered from turd debris burns.
Bernadette.
So I hid in the basement and waited until the cops and firefighters came and told them that we had a blast.
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
