As an atheist I firmly believe in no sects before marriage.
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Have you heard about the religious sect called the Frisbeetarians?
They believe that when you die, your soul gets stuck up on a roof, and nobody can get it down.
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︎ Feb 15 2023
Whatβs the rallying cry of that new sect of Christianity based around fermented milk?
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︎ Jul 30 2022
I don't know whether spiders can be religious
but they're definitely not in sects.
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︎ Mar 05 2023
how does a non-binary samurai kill people?
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︎ Sep 11 2022
My brother joined a sect. We tried pulling him out but we didn't succeed.
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︎ Nov 14 2021
I just read a long article on the different versions of Christianity.
There was a lot β¦ of cross referencing.
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︎ Dec 04 2022
There's a sauna in Texas where homosexuals attend church services. Religious leaders deem them depraved fundamentalists...
... but they prefer the term hot gay sects.
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︎ Dec 23 2022
Want to avoid dangerous cults?
Just practice safe sects!
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︎ Nov 21 2022
never join a dangerous cult,
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︎ May 22 2022
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
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︎ May 11 2020
Today I found out there's a sect within Satanists that believes hell isnt fire and brimstone, but rather rime and ice.
This is why they say "Hail, Satan"
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︎ Jun 13 2019
If the mantis are always praying, what is their faith?
Depends, they're all in sects
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︎ Sep 11 2022
What religious sect makes you pay five times for everything?
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︎ Dec 20 2016
In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I saw a pregnant horse muttering incantations with her friends...
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︎ May 08 2022
Why do ants never go to chuch?
Because theyβre in-sects.
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︎ Dec 31 2021
The Irishman that has the parish priest to burn his dog
There was an Irishman whose dog died, he went to the parish priest and asked him to bury his dog. The parish priest said we canβt bury a dog but you can go down the street to that new sect, Theyβll do anything. So the guy asked the priest what is an appropriate gift, is 50,000 enough? The priest replied why didnβt you tell me your dog was Catholic.
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Why did the cult leader keep creating more denominations?
Because he had a sects addiction.
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︎ Dec 03 2021
Know why you donβt see ants in churches?
Because they are in sects.
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︎ Aug 03 2021
Son to me: hey daddy! What do you call a bug that's not in your house?
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︎ Jun 30 2021
Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I left my cult because of the ladies.
They were definitely the weaker sect.
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︎ May 09 2021
Why are the grasshoppers all cultists?
Because they're in sects.
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︎ May 16 2017
Why are the Muslim flies angry at each other?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Why did the woman join the Christian hippy commune?
Because she loved casual sects.
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︎ Apr 30 2018
I got given a percussion instrument by the Church of Scientology
Took it home. My wife can't believe she's now living with an international sect cymbal.
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︎ Jul 28 2018
It's fascinating how the bug churches divided many years ago and now...
...the bugs are all in sects.
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︎ Feb 17 2017
What did the Mormon say to the grasshopper?
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︎ Mar 30 2018
Half a dozen Indians separated from Hinduism to join another religion. Unfortunately, this troubled them greatly and they fell ill when they branched off into their own religious group.
If you want to join you need to seek six sick Sikhs sect.
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︎ Dec 01 2017
If the mantis is always praying, what is their faith?
It dependsβ¦they are all in sects.
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︎ Apr 20 2022
If the Mantis are always praying...
What is their faith?
It depends. They're all in sects.
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︎ Oct 23 2021
If the Mantis'es are praying, what is their religion?
It varies, they're all in sects.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why are there no ants in churches?
Because they are in sects.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
If Praying Mantis' are always praying, what is their faith?
It varies. They are all in sects.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Donβt join dangerous cults.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Don't join dangerous cults.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Some religions can be dangerous..
always practice safe sects.
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︎ Nov 30 2012
How do we know spiders are atheists?
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︎ Nov 17 2018
Why are there no Ants in the Church?
Because they are In Sects.
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