Sect Puns

A list of puns related to "Sect"

I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...

They were movers and Shakers.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 11 2020
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Today I found out there's a sect within Satanists that believes hell isnt fire and brimstone, but rather rime and ice.

This is why they say "Hail, Satan"

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👤︎ u/pikkl_rikk
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call members of a sect?

Insects.

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👤︎ u/Miloosa94
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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What religious sect makes you pay five times for everything?

Pentecostals

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👤︎ u/CADaniels
📅︎ Dec 20 2016
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As an atheist I firmly believe in no sects before marriage.
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👤︎ u/klingers
📅︎ Jun 07 2017
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In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.

He was a naan believer.

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👤︎ u/JuliusJustice
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.

They're in sects.

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👤︎ u/PeoplesHero87
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Don’t join dangerous cults.

Practice Safe Sects.

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👤︎ u/RichNCrispy
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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If Praying Mantis' are always praying, what is their faith?

It varies. They are all in sects.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why are there no ants in churches?

Because they are in sects.

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👤︎ u/Melonbeats
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why are the Muslim flies angry at each other?

Cause they're in sects.

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👤︎ u/GeorgeSmithOnYoutube
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies...

No one should ever have unprotected sects.

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👤︎ u/shercroft
📅︎ May 07 2020
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Why are the grasshoppers all cultists?

Because they're in sects.

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👤︎ u/GIGAR
📅︎ May 16 2017
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I got given a percussion instrument by the Church of Scientology

Took it home. My wife can't believe she's now living with an international sect cymbal.

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👤︎ u/lukeurmyson
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Why did the woman join the Christian hippy commune?

Because she loved casual sects.

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👤︎ u/LaikaReturns
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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How do we know spiders are atheists?

They aren't in sects.

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👤︎ u/tuctrohs
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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What did the Mormon say to the grasshopper?

We’re in-sects

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👤︎ u/capitalzedesdeaitch
📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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Half a dozen Indians separated from Hinduism to join another religion. Unfortunately, this troubled them greatly and they fell ill when they branched off into their own religious group.

If you want to join you need to seek six sick Sikhs sect.

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👤︎ u/janus10
📅︎ Dec 01 2017
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It's fascinating how the bug churches divided many years ago and now...

...the bugs are all in sects.

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👤︎ u/IAMAToMisbehave
📅︎ Feb 17 2017
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Don't join dangerous cults.

Practice safe sects!

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👤︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Some religions can be dangerous..

always practice safe sects.

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👤︎ u/electricity1028
📅︎ Nov 30 2012
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Why are there no Ants in the Church?

Because they are In Sects.

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👤︎ u/DocZod
📅︎ Nov 06 2017
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