I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...

They were movers and Shakers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Today I found out there's a sect within Satanists that believes hell isnt fire and brimstone, but rather rime and ice.

This is why they say "Hail, Satan"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pikkl_rikk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call members of a sect?

Insects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Miloosa94
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What religious sect makes you pay five times for everything?

Pentecostals

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CADaniels
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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As an atheist I firmly believe in no sects before marriage.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/klingers
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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If the Mantis'es are praying, what is their religion?

It varies, they're all in sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.

He was a naan believer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JuliusJustice
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Donโ€™t join dangerous cults.

Practice Safe Sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RichNCrispy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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If Praying Mantis' are always praying, what is their faith?

It varies. They are all in sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/professorf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why are there no ants in churches?

Because they are in sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Melonbeats
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why are the Muslim flies angry at each other?

Cause they're in sects.

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I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies...

No one should ever have unprotected sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shercroft
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Why are the grasshoppers all cultists?

Because they're in sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GIGAR
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 16 2017
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I got given a percussion instrument by the Church of Scientology

Took it home. My wife can't believe she's now living with an international sect cymbal.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lukeurmyson
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Why did the woman join the Christian hippy commune?

Because she loved casual sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LaikaReturns
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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How do we know spiders are atheists?

They aren't in sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tuctrohs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What did the Mormon say to the grasshopper?

Weโ€™re in-sects

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/capitalzedesdeaitch
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Half a dozen Indians separated from Hinduism to join another religion. Unfortunately, this troubled them greatly and they fell ill when they branched off into their own religious group.

If you want to join you need to seek six sick Sikhs sect.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/janus10
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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It's fascinating how the bug churches divided many years ago and now...

...the bugs are all in sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IAMAToMisbehave
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Praying mantises don't all follow the same religion.

They're in sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PeoplesHero87
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Don't join dangerous cults.

Practice safe sects!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Some religions can be dangerous..

always practice safe sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/electricity1028
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2012
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Why are there no Ants in the Church?

Because they are In Sects.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DocZod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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