The Sect Puns

A list of puns related to "The Sect"

Have you heard about the religious sect called the Frisbeetarians?

They believe that when you die, your soul gets stuck up on a roof, and nobody can get it down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craggy_cynic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2023
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What’s the rallying cry of that new sect of Christianity based around fermented milk?

Cheese is Christ!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doeminster_Emptier
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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There's a sauna in Texas where homosexuals attend church services. Religious leaders deem them depraved fundamentalists...

... but they prefer the term hot gay sects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mytiesinmymaitai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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The Irishman that has the parish priest to burn his dog

There was an Irishman whose dog died, he went to the parish priest and asked him to bury his dog. The parish priest said we can’t bury a dog but you can go down the street to that new sect, They’ll do anything. So the guy asked the priest what is an appropriate gift, is 50,000 enough? The priest replied why didn’t you tell me your dog was Catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zealousideal_Beat365
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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I left my cult because of the ladies.

They were definitely the weaker sect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redsteelgonnawin
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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It's fascinating how the bug churches divided many years ago and now...

...the bugs are all in sects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMAToMisbehave
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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