My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said

This is my thyme to shine

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👤︎ u/Nilaky
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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My friend Tom and I were walking through an herb garden. I noticed that the bottoms of my shoes were getting scuffed. He said...

These are the thymes that try men's soles.

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📅︎ Dec 19 2017
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Someone scuffed the paint of the vehicle that I carry my kids around in

I hate van-dull-ism

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👤︎ u/Bebop0420
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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