My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said
I can get 5g on my phone
It took me months to forgive my science teacher for wearing this to school.
My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach
I told her she told us a lye
Hey son, today I told your science teacher a joke about salt, and she said...
"That's sodium funny!"
What did the science teacher say when someone threw water at him?
H²Oh!
What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab?
Ferrous metal's day off
I finally figured out why dads make great science teachers.
They are really in their element.
What grade did the science teacher give when he wasn't sure it was an A?
A+-
My science teacher goes, " A graduated cylinder is much smarter than you, why?"
"Because it already graduated, stupid"
What does a science teacher say when he wants in on the drama.
Spill the thesis
The Math and Science teachers are together
There’s a lot of chemistry between those two
Science teacher: No one cheat on this test...
I got my Ion you
Did you hear that the science teacher got fired?
He was dropping acid on the job.
A science teacher was explaining to me about all the space inside an atom
I listened for a while before I told him, "You Bohr me."
Science teacher told us in class about his four kidneys.
As we were learning about the urinary system in science, our teacher informed us that he had four kidneys as a kid. We freaked out, asking him does he still have them, and he said no. We asked him where the 2 extra kidneys where, and he just pointed towards his legs and said,"my kid knees."
Did you hear why the science teacher said after his kids moved away from home?
They argon
My science teacher said this today
What do you call an amphibian in the hood?
A ghet-toad.
Groans everywhere.
There were two science teachers in love.
There was chemistry between them.
