I started a business that teaches kids to tie their shoes.

It's a knot-for-profit organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
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What is it called when a puppy's mother teaches it addition?

Sum of a bitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bettinpencil
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Silent Night teaches us the baby Jesus is like a non-spicy chicken nugget

So tender and mild

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πŸ‘€︎ u/portmaster1000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2021
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What do you call a class that teaches how to cook and eat people?

A cannibal lecture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kailyncookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Maths is fun. It teaches you life and death info...

Like, when you're freezing, go and stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I have a friend who teaches Germanic languages.

I asked him if he likes those dots that go over certain vowels.

He replied, "Umm, lots!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksandwich70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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How do you call a snake who teaches history?

A hisssstory teacher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DB1_5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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The tooth fairy teaches children that...

they can sell body parts for money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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A man recently immigrated to a new land were he doesn’t speak the language. His fellow workers take him to lunch everyday. One of them teaches him to order Apple Pie and Coffee for himself. For weeks, this is all he orders.

Morning, Apple Pie and Coffee. Noon, Apple Pie and Coffee. Night, Apple Pie and Coffee. Getting tired of this same meal, he asks his coworkers to teach him a new dish to order. He learns Steak and Eggs.

Waitress: Hiya hon’, Apple Pie and Coffee as usual?

Man (smiling proudly): Steak and Eggs!

Waitress: Oh! Changing it up to day! How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached, fried? How would you like your steak? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well? . . . . . .

Man: ... Apple Pie and Coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiOneToo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them.

The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Where do English teaches get their loans?

At the word bank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shal2005
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What do you call a person who teaches others how to fart?

A Tutor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zionspencermusic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Did you know there's a book that teaches you how to upvote dumb jokes?

But it seems you already reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thorax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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What do you call a graduate student that teaches?

A Semi-Professor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bg001x
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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You know no one ever teaches a shoe lace to tie itself

Yeah I guess you could say they're self taut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiberybobX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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So my dad teaches a martial arts class..

...and one of his students asked what he knew besides Judo. He said "Well I also know Karate and at least three other Japanese words."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pFrog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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What do you call someone who teaches you how to pass gas?

A tooter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ez_e11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2016
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Did your hear about a new device that teaches a prince to rule and also keeps him cool during the summer?

It's called an heir conditioner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supervin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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