*reference to Spongebob and Patrick stealing Sandy's fur*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/levilheaded
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Passed by a bussiness called Sandy's Cleaners

If it's so clean, why is it still sandy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankmin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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What does Mike Tyson call a sandy Fig Newton?

A Thandie Newton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R00sterC0gburne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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I have no idea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eqwort1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2022
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What do you call a kid who likes to play at the beach?

Sandy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwanne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiIntelligence
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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Did you know that "San Diego" isn't actually named after the saint?

It was actually named by the founder who dropped his breakfast waffle while on the beach... It was a Sandy Eggo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parking_Ad_378
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2022
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Where is the best place to eat waffles on the beach?

San Diego.

(Sandy Eggo)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Almost1211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2022
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While vacationing in Southern California, I tried to eat a waffle on the beach.

It was a sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewYHM
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2022
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What does Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common ?

They both have sandy claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robetus_0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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Well well well..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSTUVWXYZ

If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmyb55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Sandy Eggo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during Hurricane Sandy?

It experienced pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyboth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2013
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What do you call a well endowed short guy at a nude beach?

Sandy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRAKRACER
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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Why did the pirate have a sandy bum?

He tried to bury his booty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gareththegood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I tell myself take nothing for granite and be a little Boulder everyday.

My last name is Stone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jjstone78
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Q:What do you call a waffle at a beach in California?

A: A Sandy Eggo!

Note: my 7yo daughter told me this, her dad joke game is unbelievably strong!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Key-Fishing6132
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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What do you call a witch that lives in the sand?

I don't know but I'm getting hungry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alain389
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Where do waffles like to go hit up the beach

SandyEggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jctj2013
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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I have a friend who constantly make jokes about deserts

He has such a dry humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegalWaterDrinker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What's Anakins Least Favourite SpongeBob Character?

Sandy!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2021
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Hope you all will appreciate this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alyfish126
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What do a beach Port-a-John and Spongebob have in common?

Sandy Cheeks on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PipePistoleer
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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How can you tell if the Christmas crab has been to your house?

By the sandy claws tracks..... my dad just told my brothers and I that one now. Not sure if it’s been posted already

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corn0nthe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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So all of the deserts were playing a game were they tried to steal each other, the cookies were stealing the scones and the danishes were stealing the ice cream and they were all doing it pretty badly but the pie

the pie takes the cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokefire44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.

I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What do you call waffles on the beach

Sandy-egos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycraft-ak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What city likes to eat frozen waffles on the beach?

San Diego (Sandy Eggo)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwanne
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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What do you call a cat that walks through a desert on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whobood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelbaysucks96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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What’s the worst waffle in California?

Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What do you call a waffle on the beach in California?

A sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderBuckets73
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2021
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea4tiffany_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a waffle at the beach?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperShinobi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawlish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerdrinkerguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...

Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnychr0n
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbrianspasmx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?

Sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach

A sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUprightBass
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Sun of a beach

What do you get when you drop your waffle on a beach in California? a sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargadag
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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