I got the sack for asking a customer if they wanted smoking or non smoking.
Cremation or funeral was the correct term.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
They tried to sack her, and she didnβt have a leg to stand on...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why is Santaβs sack so big?
.....because he only comes once per year.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Hit the wrong sack
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Cat-nap-sack
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︎ May 15 2020
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack...
...because I took a couple of days off.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
When a department store santa loses his job does he get the sack?
Do human cannonballs get fired?
Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?
Do prostitutes get laid off?
Do trapeze artists get let go?
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︎ May 28 2020
Whatβs a ruck sackβs favourite bread
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︎ Apr 16 2020
My daughter had to stick her hand in a sack to try to guess the type of material by touch...
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I was stuck on a crossword the other day, with a word for a postman's sack.
'How many letters were there?'
There were loads in there!
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︎ Oct 07 2019
why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he only cums once a year.
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︎ Dec 29 2018
What do you call a burglar's loot sack?
An accessory to the crime.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What does a communist pirate call a sack of potatoes?
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︎ Apr 23 2019
I have have managed to save $10 towards a large sack of raisins.
It's in my current account.
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︎ May 17 2019
He's got the sack yet again this year!!!!
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︎ Jul 13 2019
I got the sack from the Dermatology Clinic for misdiagnosing shingles...
Which I thought was a little rash.
From Dad Joke of the day on facebook.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
I find I can carry large sacks of dahlia tubers with ease, although the eerie glow they emit is somewhat offputting.
They must be light bulbs!
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︎ May 02 2019
How long does pepper last in the sack?
I donβt know, I donβt have the thyme to find out those spicy details.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
Everton sack Ronald koeman
Everton have today announced the departure of Ronald koeman.
In his final interview he said, "I'm only koeman, I can only do so much"
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︎ Oct 23 2017
If you sack groceries for a living, you really have no choice but to put everything in.
'cause as they say, baggers can't be choosers.
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︎ Dec 18 2017
What do you get when you put two angry bovine in a burlap sack?
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︎ Nov 23 2017
It was getting late so I decided to hit the sack
After a while it started to hurt so I went to sleep
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︎ Feb 23 2017
While watching football, the announcer mentioned the team averaged 6-1/2 sacks a game. My wife says "How do you get half a sack?"...
... I told her "Ask Lance Armstrong."
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︎ Sep 20 2014
Cashier at the convenience store asks, "Did you need a sack?"
Dad replies, "Oh, no - we each have our own."
Cashier looks at my dad like a perv while his grin slowly fades back to :[
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︎ Aug 27 2013
Why does Santa have a big sack...
Because he only comes once a year.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Why does Santa bring a very big sack?
Because he only comes once a year
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Why is Santaβs sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
βI used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.β
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︎ Nov 25 2016
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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︎ Dec 21 2017
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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︎ Nov 15 2017
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