Rule Of Thumb Puns

A list of puns related to "Rule Of Thumb"

As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight

they're well armed

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👤︎ u/bronzeaardvark
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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I use my index finger as a rule of thumb.
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👤︎ u/VaiterZen
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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When Ancient Greeks used to mix the clay for their dwellings a rule of thumb was to mix it until it was the texture of Hummus before putting it on the interior walls

It’s quite well known that the Ancient Greeks championed Hummus Texturality

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ May 02 2019
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When a dictator gives you a thumbs up or thumbs down

it’s just a rule of thumb

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👤︎ u/bismuth482
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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My Doctor is a Dad

I went to the doctor with a hand injury from playing football (in the British sense). I hyper extended my thumb and I have a weird lump on the side. He said there's not much to be done about it. I asked how long the pain might last. He said...

"About two or three months... As a rule of thumb"

Bravo!

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👤︎ u/percymiracles
📅︎ Dec 31 2016
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If you measure the length of your thumb, you now have a consistent measuring tool with you at all times.

In other words, a consistent rule of thumb.

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👤︎ u/sykilik101
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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