I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world
How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.
My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.
2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.
Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)
Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.
During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.
Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.
Thanks in advance!
Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.
Moon rocks are a little more “meteor”
No stone will go unturned!
🤗
that it doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.
The doctor told me some really encouraging advice to help me recover.
He said to me me “Don’t let it weigh you down, you don’t have to carry the pain on your shoulders anymore”
He can now look at The Paper each day without flinching.
I guess I was stoned off my ass.
....because it is a little meteor (meatier)
I said he could get them free at the bank.
Bare Metal
We Are The Champignons
It was a gripping performance.
Mount Rushmore.
This joke was probably posted before, but Happy Fourth of July! 🇺🇸
Mayer-naise…
Just made that one up. I’ll see myself out now!
I said no thanks you can just put it on the table
Cause their dead
When I got closer I could hear them say "Leave no Tern unstoned!
A time traveler walks into a bar.
It wanted to be meteor.
Mount Rushmore.
I go back and forth on them.
Space rocks are a little meteor. (edit: grammar)
Elvis Parsley
we call ourselves the dire substraits
I had finally hit rock bottom.
so I tried, and it doesn't.
Don't cry.
Lately I've been hearing people call Miley Cyrus out as queen of rock. One could argue many of th classics, but let's face it there is only one queen of Rock...
Freddy Mercury
Anything that shreds
Meteoleft
I yelled to him, "scissors"! Then I drove away.
Because she can smell what the Rock is cooking
So I told him, "Geology rocks, and geometry rules, but geography is where it's at!"
Edit: shoutout to u/brocko33 for fixing my joke.
Mount Rushmore
Mount Rushmore
