I had a friend in the publishing industry who made calendars, but I had to end our friendship

He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.

I hear he's dating someone now though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runawaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Good romance starts with a friendship

A bad romance starts with β€œra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Apparently Han broke off his friendship with Chewbacca...

He wanted to go Solo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Friendship well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillAF01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What do you call a fake friendship?

A palacy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImpossibleTheory9
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A blossoming friendship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatBenStiller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Best way to start a friendship
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_True_Red
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My neighbor and I have been battling with epees lately, which has aided in our friendship...

You know what they say, good fences make good neighbors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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A friendship destroying message
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesus_Mcfly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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The best vitamin for friendship is B1
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Stealing cooking utensils might end a friendship

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B_Murdog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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So basically I was friends on Minecraft with this guy but I had to stop the friendship as he clearly wanted me to have sex with him.

He kept asking for my seed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OcramTheWeirdo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I told my son about the most important vitamin for friendship...

"B-1."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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A special kind of friendship

So I went running today and got home exhausted and messaged a good friend of mine:

http://imgur.com/wQwfIbP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phonyphones
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2016
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I'm the dad of my friendship group.

We were talking about what we wanted to do as youngsters when we got older.

My friend: "When I was younger, I wanted to be a gun."

Me: "Well apparently it's not a very stable job being a gun. A lot of people get fired."

The groans were incredible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bongolemon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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Ruining friendships one dad joke at a time.

>Driving past a fancy looking building under construction.

Friend: What is that?

Me: ...looks like a building...

And that's how I got thrown out of a moving vehicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanotherEnt420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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A good romance starts with a good friendship

And a bad romance starts with β€œra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charley_Benson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Good romance starts with good friendship

A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolwhaat123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...

Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Forrest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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If a good romance starts with a good friendship, what does a bad romance start with?

Ra ra ra ah ah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Good romance starts with a good friendship. Bad romance on the other hand starts with

β€œRa Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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