They’re digging up good rock puns…
πŸ‘︎ 717
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/funke_nevernude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2023
🚨︎ report
These people are really rockin’ these rock puns.
πŸ‘︎ 55
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Traffic_Evening
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
🚨︎ report
Rock puns

I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
🚨︎ report
Rock pun

How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/misterx0028
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
🚨︎ report
Help: geology-themed puns needed.

My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.

2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.

Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)

Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.

During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.

Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.

Thanks in advance!

Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/allthedoll
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
🚨︎ report
Rock Paper Scissors
πŸ‘︎ 807
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FewTeachinga
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2023
🚨︎ report
Rock - Paper - Scissors
πŸ‘︎ 85
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TrashOnlya
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2023
🚨︎ report
Between a rock and a hard place
πŸ‘︎ 242
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2023
🚨︎ report
Classic rock is a little too heavy for me
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2023
🚨︎ report
Mt. Rushmore rocks!
πŸ‘︎ 62
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RoughAda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2023
🚨︎ report
When I was a kid, I had a pet rock

Thinking about him now makes me feel so sedimental

πŸ‘︎ 85
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/9-5Pounds
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2023
🚨︎ report
Ever hear of the rock band The Keys?

They were the opening act for The Doors.

πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/prlugo4162
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2023
🚨︎ report
I just can't stop listening to 1970's rock bands...

I may be developing OC/DC.

πŸ‘︎ 952
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2023
🚨︎ report
Anyone want to start a social group where we do 5k's wearing the shirts of a famous early 90's hard rock band and drink sour german beers after?

We’ll call it Runs & Goses

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Stcwon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2023
🚨︎ report
Rock bottom
πŸ‘︎ 79
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Generalweekly595
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2023
🚨︎ report
All my life, I've always wanted to spank a rock

Then I hit rock bottom...

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PimplePussy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2023
🚨︎ report
Why didn't Chris Rock and Will Smith have turkey for Christmas dinner?

They got beef.

πŸ‘︎ 927
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2022
🚨︎ report
A rock in your shoe is the best birth control

Guaranteed to make you limp

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Giant_man_thing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2023
🚨︎ report
Did you know Irish rock and roll isn't real rock?

It's Shamrock

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kader94
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2023
🚨︎ report
So apparently the rocking chair was invented by the ancient Egyptians.

They found clear evidence in the Rocking Horus Picture Scroll

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mikethelabguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2023
🚨︎ report
My trucker buddy works for a grain farmer and is going to start a rock tribute band.

Haulin oats

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2023
🚨︎ report
Sometimes I like to tuck my knees up to my head and rock back and forth til I fall over

Because that's how I roll

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Scosawema
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2023
🚨︎ report
How does a rock pee?

He Dwayne’s his Johnson

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDuper_88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2023
🚨︎ report
Should you throw rocks at a beehive?

No! You’ll get stung. Trust me, you’d better bee-leave-it!

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmonsta80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2023
🚨︎ report
Rock music
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2022
🚨︎ report
That Time I Did My Best Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Impression

Driving home from school, my son was talking about this one kid in his class, Grace, who was the smartest one in his group and got straight A's. However, for her last writing assignment she turned in a paper with run-on sentences, misspellings, and a whole bunch of wrong punctuation.

"Yeah," he said. "It was a big disgrace."

And that's when I threw that over the shoulder stare to find him grinning ear to ear.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2023
🚨︎ report
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor!

πŸ‘︎ 377
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/yon_LEGEND
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2022
🚨︎ report
Once a male and female roach finish mating the female looks for a place to lay her eggs while the male has to support his family with an alt rock band…it isn’t by choice

This is his last resort.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2023
🚨︎ report
If I ever get into a wrestling match with The Rock...

I'm bringing paper.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bdcrlsn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2023
🚨︎ report
Rock bottom
πŸ‘︎ 653
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/akapral115
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2022
🚨︎ report
My marriage is on the rocks.

I took my wife for granite

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/astronaut12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2023
🚨︎ report
what's on Chris Rock's face?

Fresh prints

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2023
🚨︎ report
Why don't space rocks have pants on?

Because they forgot their asteroid belt.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2023
🚨︎ report
If I had a nickel for every time I lost track of my spending,

I'd be like, "where did all my nickels go?"

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2023
🚨︎ report
How does a rock star like his cheese?

Shredded

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FancyKiwi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2023
🚨︎ report
At my job interview they wanted to know if I perform under pressure.

I said β€œNo, but I’m pretty good with Bohemian Rhapsody”

πŸ‘︎ 787
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2023
🚨︎ report
I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, β€œThat sure is a big rock!” β€œBoulder,” he corrected me.

β€œTHAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!

πŸ‘︎ 52
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2022
🚨︎ report
When you thought you’ve just about heard all the Will Smith and Chris Rock jokes already, I present you with this one

1

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sitesouk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2023
🚨︎ report
Remember, puns on St Patrick's day don't just shame you...

They Seamus all!

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ImFromMarsTo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2023
🚨︎ report
A Dell
πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2023
🚨︎ report
Chris Rock just declined the invite to host 2023 Academy Awards.

That's a real shame, last time he hosted it absolutely slapped

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Utertoq
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2022
🚨︎ report
What kind of music do you get when you drop a rock into a puddle?

Plunk rock.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2023
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

πŸ‘︎ 252
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FiatMihi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2023
🚨︎ report
What did the giant rock say to his timid son?

You need to be boulder.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2023
🚨︎ report
America may be the birth place of rock music…

…but Morocco is Moroccan.

Gonna be a dad in 7 months so I’m honing my skills. Thanks for indulging me

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Leprechaun2me
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2022
🚨︎ report
Pepperazzi
πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/danruse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2023
🚨︎ report
Best rock puns?
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/spacey-spice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
🚨︎ report
How does The Rock pee?

Hi Dwaynes his Johnson

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/moneynah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2023
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.