What has 50 legs and one cherry (according to my Dad)?

According to my Dad, it's not a centipede drinking an old-fashioned.

It's 25 Rockettes.

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I like my dad's jokes

Dad: What's the difference between a circus and the rockettes? one is a cunning display of stunts the other is a stunning display of .....

whats the difference between the Panama Canal and Hillary Clinton? one's a busy ditch the others a dizzy .....

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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