Clara Puns?

Matched with this chick on Tinder called Clara, looking for a pun or something funny using her name, for an opening line. Cant find anything good on Google, anyone got owt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andirew964
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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Back to the Future 3 (1990) when Doc and Marty are planning where to get the Delorian up to 88 mph, you can see Clara in the background waiting to be met by Emit. Since he decided to not meet her she took a wagon on her own and almost crashed into the ravine forcing Emit to save her.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebel951357
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Santa Clara County sheriff responds to 'active shooter" at VTA light rail yard ktvu.com/news/santa-clara…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pain_in_your_ass
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Natalia Pasternak explicando da forma mais clara possΓ­vel porque cloroquina nΓ£o funciona contra a covid v.redd.it/8uvtp12e8n471
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDuzaum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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This just happened in Santa Clara reddit.com/gallery/o7uzfy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shawthepilot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Commentator Clara Basiana claimed β€˜Israel’s international presence is another strategy for whitewashing genocide and violations of human rights against Palestinian people’. youtu.be/qgzs0eDgijM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smita-Arjun
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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A fantasy metro map for Silicon Valley made by me cuz the light rail doesn't go deep enough into other cities and BART only goes to Santa Clara Station.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaJay9487
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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Dirk enjoying the game with his wife, George Bush , and Clara Bush. streamable.com/5c4rsg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/True_Quantity
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Commentator Clara Basiana claimed β€˜Israel’s international presence is another strategy for whitewashing genocide and violations of human rights against Palestinian people’. youtu.be/qgzs0eDgijM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GungieBum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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On this day, 1870, Clara Immerwahr, the first wife of chemist Fritz Haber and the first women in Germany to get a doctorate in chemistry, was born
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericprogramming
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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Uma imagem bem clara do que acontece na Palestina durante os anos, usando nosso mapa.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaelTheWitcher
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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California Water Shortage Emergency Declared in Santa Clara County Due to Extreme Drought newsweek.com/california-s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumpkin2013
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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Tiffany, Clara, or Chloe for my new name?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GirlyBoyHead2Toe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Clara is on Tiktok! v.redd.it/nhq8f6ll88571
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gloomiezuko
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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Santa Clara (Portugal) and Shakhter Karagandy (Kazakhstan) are both in the Conference League 2nd qualifying round. There's a 22 hour flight between them. Almost 7,500km
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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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AmnistΓ­a Internacional le pidiΓ³ a la Argentina que adopte una posiciΓ³n clara y contundente contra la dictadura de Maduro en Venezuela infobae.com/politica/2021…
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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I don't even know a Clara
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AniVee13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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[Garafolo] Free agent TE Delanie Walker is flying to Santa Clara for a workout with the #49ers tomorrow, source says. Perhaps another stint with the Niners for Walker, who was with them from 2006-12. Walker sat out last year but said on the @PatMcAfeeShow in December he would play in β€˜21. twitter.com/mikegarafolo/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RLDN106
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Meet Clara and Oliver! Clara just adopted Oliver from a local rescue. She said he sits on the tray of her walker while she walks around and he sleeps with her every night! This is the sweetest picture I've ever seen!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jennthemermaid
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Santa Clara with a full ride or NYU with no money?

Comments from alumni especially appreciated. Γ  la Frank Welker β€œThanks, gang!”

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On this day in 1945 Benito Mussolini and his mistress Clara Petacci are shot dead by Walter Audisio, a member of the Italian resistance movement. Afterwards their bodies are taken to Milan, where they are hung upside down at a service station to publicly confirm their demise.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/filosoful
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Michelin Man stands next to an advertising vehicle used in Santa Clara, 1926. [3508x2002]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feiruzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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Commentator Clara Basiana criticizes on live television β€˜Israel’s international presence is another strategy for whitewashing genocide and violations of human rights against Palestinian people’. youtu.be/qgzs0eDgijM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GungieBum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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Homens batem clara em neve na mΓ£o pq batem punheta??

Compartilhar um pensamento que jÑ permeia minha cabeça hÑ um tempo. Gosto muito de cozinhar doces mas na hora de bater clara em neve na mão (não tenho batedeira) me dÑ um desÒnimo...

Se meu irmão ou meu pai estão disponíveis na hora, eu peço pra ele bater as claras na mão e RAPIDINHO a clara fica em neve. Eu não consigo fazer isso de jeito nenhum, e não é por falta de força no braço que eu faço exercício pesado pra fortalecer.

SΓ³ pode ser jeito. Aquela histΓ³ria, "nΓ£o Γ© forΓ§a, Γ© jeito". SΓ³ que o movimento de bater clara em neve na mΓ£o Γ© muuuuuito semelhante ao.....movimento de bater punheta!! SerΓ‘ que os homens tΓͺm facilidade em bater clara em neve pq estΓ£o acostumados com o movimento?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seapunkbitch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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Clara Jumi-Kang. Phenomenal violinist. v.redd.it/a7k4mfyvee871
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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephravel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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Clara is adorable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditboii98
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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Surprised Clara
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCV21
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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Multiple dead; Santa Clara County sheriff responds to 'active shooter" at VTA light rail yard ktvu.com/news/multiple-de…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/segvcore
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Santa Clara County DA: VTA shooter could have been stopped if feds told local authorities about prior detention mercurynews.com/2021/06/0…
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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Santa Clara County is revising their health order, with all employers mandated to obtain the vaxx status of employees, to require all employees who do not volunteer their status as fully vaxxed as if they are not vaxxed, and to keep the county updated every fourteen days. Expect this to go Bay-wide. covid19.sccgov.org/order-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Halaku
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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How many alien civilizations are out there? | Clara Sousa-Silva and Lex Fridman youtu.be/OOc9n0WVdNY
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skipadbloom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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[OJogo] Santa Clara from the Azores just qualified for the European Conference League. Sitting at more than 1,500km from the Iberian Peninsula, in the middle of the Atlantic, it's the most western club to ever play an european competition twitter.com/ojogo/status/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vitor210
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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An inside look at Santa Clara County's COVID enforcement raises new questions about the $6 million in fines it issued businesses mercurynews.com/2021/06/2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mraync
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/funwizarddcs
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Nothing better than Clara's Su-Ki-Ma's
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninja_Cezar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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[eReader] Kobo Clara HD 6" Carta E Ink Touchscreen E-Reader ($149.99 - $25 = $124.99) [Amazon] amazon.ca/gp/product/B07C…
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Clara and bill

Lately I have been seeing a lot of Clara hate and Bill appreciation. I’m just wondering when the dynamic actually changed. Who people prefer and why.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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Matt Maiocco on Twitter: I’m hearing more than 80 players reported to #49ers headquarters in Santa Clara this morning for the start of Phase Two of the offseason program. On-field workouts began, which include individual player instruction and drills, as well as walk-throughs. twitter.com/MaioccoNBCS/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redngold21
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Ana Clara
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πŸ‘€︎ u/perezseb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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Clara and Robert’s relationship was truly remarkable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlouie88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Clara ...just Clara v.redd.it/p1z5f011ax771
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadVideo_Man
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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Santa Clara County is moving in the YELLOW tier and announcing a new limited focus health order twitter.com/MaureenKTVU/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DogsOfWarAndPeace
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Vendo packs da Aline Faria, Grazi Mourão, MC Mirella, Nick Vieira, Lets Gab, MC Bragança, Sophia Carracini, Victoria Matosa, Sabrina Di Martini, Jéssica Bepler, Clara Aguilar, Dani Buenno, Nayara Macedo,entre outras. Quem tiver interesse me manda mensagem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brazilianhung
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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I guess Clara was playing hard to get
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rower86
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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An alleged 'wild, unstable' tirade creates more drama between the 49ers and the city of Santa Clara sfgate.com/49ers/article/…
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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Black House Concept in Santa Clara, New York designed by Milad Eshtiyaghi Studio reddit.com/gallery/nhvm7u
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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Two Maps Comparing How California Counties Voted on 1996 Prop 209 (Ban Affirmative Action) and 2020 Prop 16 (Repeal Prop 209). Only Santa Clara County Changed Their Stance, Voting Against Banning Affirmative Action (No on 209), Later Voting Against Repealing The Ban (No on 16)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrokeJuicyJuice
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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Hate to break it to you but β€œClara” Isnt real but is fanmade and so is this β€œNoahβ€πŸ™ƒ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MILKYUMM_E
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Santa Clara County sheriff responds to "active shooter" at VTA light rail yard ktvu.com/news/santa-clara…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LUVsluttywomen
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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[RF] Clara, Human Divine Soul Sorcerer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckRoyalDraws
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