Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce
He’s more of a Rocket Man.
Night Porter at work with my favourite dadjoke of all time
Receptionist at work had gone to get a glass of water from the bar. As she came around the corner stephen(the night Porter) was coming around at the same time. Startled, she said "oh jesus!" And without missing a beat he said "no, Stephen" and carried on walking. My admiration of the man rocketed.
Family is sitting and watching Idiot Test and dad hit us with one.
If you've ever seen the gameshow Idiot Test, you know the host asks the contestants why they think they are not idiots.
Host: So what makes you guys not idiots?
Man: I'm not an idiot because I'm a rocket scientist.
Man's wife: I'm not an idiot because I'm a female rocket scientist.
Dad: So she sends female rockets into space.
I just kinda looked over at him while he giggled to himself.
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
...'cos he's a ROCKET MAN...
