RocketMan Puns

A list of puns related to "RocketMan"

Do you know how long the movie Rocketman is?

It's a long long time.

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👤︎ u/Kar8tchris
📅︎ May 31 2019
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Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce

He’s more of a Rocket Man.

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👤︎ u/EvanEFC
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Night Porter at work with my favourite dadjoke of all time

Receptionist at work had gone to get a glass of water from the bar. As she came around the corner stephen(the night Porter) was coming around at the same time. Startled, she said "oh jesus!" And without missing a beat he said "no, Stephen" and carried on walking. My admiration of the man rocketed.

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👤︎ u/steezy1337
📅︎ Jun 23 2016
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Family is sitting and watching Idiot Test and dad hit us with one.

If you've ever seen the gameshow Idiot Test, you know the host asks the contestants why they think they are not idiots.

Host: So what makes you guys not idiots?

Man: I'm not an idiot because I'm a rocket scientist.

Man's wife: I'm not an idiot because I'm a female rocket scientist.

Dad: So she sends female rockets into space.

I just kinda looked over at him while he giggled to himself.

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👤︎ u/Gorrest--Fump
📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?

...'cos he's a ROCKET MAN...

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👤︎ u/ipoointhepool
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Elton John doesn’t like iceberg lettuce..

He’s more of a rocket man

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👤︎ u/Kah0303
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why doesn’t Elton John like lettuce?

‘Cause he’s more of a Rocket Man! 😂

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👤︎ u/nCRedditor-21
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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